Silver Surfer vs Juggernaut

well said.

Originally posted by Linkalicious
Thanks Leatherface.

Atleast someone laughed at my cardboard backings comment....i thought it was funny.

And you're right...Tom Cruise does, in fact, rock. Top Gun's on right now. 🤘

And finally for all Juggy hopefuls that may wander in here. Silver Surfer has taken a beatings that Juggernaut has yet to inflict on others...and still is alive today. Surfer wins...

😂
No prob. Well... its not on over here. We live in a different state 😄

in the danger zone

Surfer would transform juggernaugh in toilet paper.

Hey arachnoid, your cartton is from Futurama. GREAT SERIE

Obviously the surfeer but i dont think it would be as easy as everyone thinks. Juggy would ......i dont know.....throw stuff at him faster than he can evaporate them........i dont know.....

Originally posted by manjaro
Obviously the surfeer but i dont think it would be as easy as everyone thinks. Juggy would ......i dont know.....throw stuff at him faster than he can evaporate them........i dont know.....

Juggy is definitely one of the bigger guys. He's - roughly - on the same level as Thor and Hulk (let the bashing begin 😄). Note : I didn't say better or stronger.

Surfer will win in the end (and certainly if he keeps distance), but watch it, Norrin Radd, don't let him come close to you !

I just re-read what i posted earlier, and it seems that i make it pretty one sided in Silver Surfer's favor.

I DO think it would be a good battle, and I think Juggs could give him a run for his money....if he gets close.

But you guys gotta realize...Surfer won't throw punches....he'll just blast the crap out of him.

Now if those blasts have no affect on Juggs...that's totally different.

But Surfer isn't so dumb that he'd get into a slugging contest with Juggs, because though i'm not entirely sure...i think Juggs is much stronger physically.

Juggernaught would introduce Northstar to Silver Surfer, and as Northsatr and Surfer are exchanging phone numbers and painting each others nails, Juggernaught would smash Surfer on the head WITH THE MOON.
Sorry, couldn't halp it, but i'd love for this to happen, I seriously can't stand the Silver Surfer, it's just so, camp.

Here's how the fight would probably work anyway (urgh):

Juggernaught: "Rargh! I'm gonna kick your ass because I'm so strong, and cool, and everyone wants me to win because nobody likes naked superheroes!"

Surfer: "Ooooh! Do you have any cheese doodles?" *honks a horn*

Juggernaught: ".................."

Surfer: "You see, that's what I do, I ask for a snack and then I blow the horn"

Juggernaught: "Die you camp mother!"

Surfer: "Ooooh, I like big feisty men with huge helmets"

Juggernaught: "ARGGGH!"

Surfer: "Come here big boy!"

*Juggernaught smashes into Surfer, knocks him flying*

Juggernaught: "Do not underestimate, the power of the Ju...."

Surfer: "I broke a nail! How dare you!"

*Surfer slaps Juggy with his handbag and blows him up*

originaly poste by who-kid?
"Surfer will win in the end (and certainly if he keeps distance), but watch it, Norrin Radd, don't let him come close to you !"

don´t worry i won´t. lol

Well, you can't say I didn't warn you 😉.

hey redsuperfly, i prefer every day a super hero that has scarified his life to save is planet, then a a guy who´s brain is the size of a pee.

linkalacious, surfer is class 100ton, trough his cosmic power he can augment his strenght, so his not weaker then juggs

Well yeah, i'm all for campness. The 60's TV show of Batman was awesome because it was just so crazy - but Silver Surfer thinks itself to be serious - I mean come on.

Superheroes can be stupid, but Silver Surfer is just asking for it (literally, probably by a man).

Surfer is okay ! A bit too serious, but hey, nobody is perfect.

Originally posted by norrin radd
hey redsuperfly, i prefer every day a super hero that has scarified his life to save is planet, then a a guy who´s brain is the size of a pee.

linkalacious, surfer is class 100ton, trough his cosmic power he can augment his strenght, so his not weaker then juggs

well yah i knew he was class 100, but so is Juggs. It really doesn't matter though. Silver Surfer doesn't throw punches nearly as much as he projects his cosmic powers...

Originally posted by who?-kid
Surfer is okay ! A bit too serious, but hey, nobody is perfect.

I was just ribbin'. I just don't like him, that's all. I don't like "cosmic" or "from space" characters in general (unless it's Venom).

I just don't like the whole "superheroes in space" idea anyway. I think the extent to which it should go is astronauts having accidents or something - but the whole beings in space and stuff is just too corny.

And about Juggy getting blown up with Surfers handbag, that was a joke too. Surfers handbag would do damn all.

*Exerpt for Silver Surfer preaching at the All Saints Church of Campness*(southern Baptist style)

you know brothas and sistas!(ah)

sometimes the men folk in the chuuch get a little hot (ah)

sometimes the men folk in the chuuch get a little bothered(ah)

sometimes the men folk in the chuuch get a little hot and bothered(ah)

now brothas and sistas(ah) all Im saying iiiiiisss(ah) when the men folk get hot and bothered, all they gotta do is caaallllll mmeeeeee! (ah)

CAN I GET A GAY-MEN!
*looks around embarassingly*

I MEAN AMEN!

were both guys you dickhead

I smiled at this. A lot. "That's a nice outfit. Did your husband make it for you?"

Anyway, just like in all the Supes vs. Hulk threads, the Silver Surfer could OBVIOUSLY just pick up Juggernaut and hurl him into outer space where he would freeze, his blood would boil, and his body would swell up and explode with a wet, plopping sound.

were both guys you dickhead

Come on, MOW (hehehe, I just thought of that...wow, I'm tired) that's the entire joke.

MOW! Go MOW the lawn! I just MOWwed those cookies down! I MOWwed on a watermelon once. I'll MOW you good! We're both guys, you MOW! (Shit, one would thing that I am a drug addict of sorts.)

I now have proof of Silver Surfers campness.

Go Juggy go!

Heh, his nickname is "Jugs".

Originally posted by FeceMan
Anyway, just like in all the Supes vs. Hulk threads, the Silver Surfer could OBVIOUSLY just pick up Juggernaut and hurl him into outer space where he would freeze, his blood would boil, and his body would swell up and explode with a wet, plopping sound.

Btw, when thrown into space, without protection, your blood will not boil and you will not freeze (your skin will swell a little bit). You will probably lose consciousness after a short while and die. When you're exposed to direct sunlight, you could get burned also.