Silver Surfer vs Juggernaut

Started by FeceMan5 pages

I was being sarcastic. Shall I use emotes from now on like /sarcasm on and /sarcasm off to clarify these things?

Didn't sound sarcastic to me. But maybe I'm like Surfer : a bit too serious 😉.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Heh, his nickname is "Jugs".

I've been calling him Juggy for ages. "Jugs" sounds a bit too suggestive for my liking.

"Silver Surfer vs Jugs"???? I'd PAY to see that!

Actually, no, I wouldn't, cos Surfer would run a mile at the sight of jugs. Ba-zing!

Jugs. LOL.

Why do people have the misconception that the Surfer is repellant to women or is a homosexual? That's 4 people I know who have suggested it now.

-AC

Originally posted by manjaro
*Exerpt for Silver Surfer preaching at the All Saints Church of Campness*(southern Baptist style)

you know brothas and sistas!(ah)

sometimes the men folk in the chuuch get a little hot (ah)

sometimes the men folk in the chuuch get a little bothered(ah)

sometimes the men folk in the chuuch get a little hot and bothered(ah)

now brothas and sistas(ah) all Im saying iiiiiisss(ah) when the men folk get hot and bothered, all they gotta do is caaallllll mmeeeeee! (ah)

CAN I GET A GAY-MEN!
*looks around embarassingly*

I MEAN AMEN!

pastors dont lie, theyve been touched by the hand of god

*Grows increasingly disturbed by thread.*

-AC

Anyone ever remember Dial M for Monkey? It was on in between Dexters Lab episodes.

Well, there's an episode where they have a spoof of superheroes, with guys like The Human Bullet (Iron Man mickey take), Major Glory (Supes/Cap America hybrid), Crunk (Hulk) and Val Halla (Thor mixed with Iron Maiden) - and the Silver Spooner, who rode on a big spoon, and was camp as hell ("Judy Garland? Where!????"😉.

So it's not just 4 of us that think Surfers camp either.

*Alpha Centauri in back of church singing along with choir*

the only one..who could ever reach me,,,,was a Silver Preacher maaaaan!

Surfer isn't camp dammit. Just highly moral is all. He doesn't prance around or speak in a feminine tone.

At least he rides a Surfboard and is suited in cosmic metal rather than skin tight brown lycra and a peculiar helmet.

Silver Spooner, hahaha. That's classic.

-AC

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Anyone ever remember Dial M for Monkey? It was on in between Dexters Lab episodes.

Well, there's an episode where they have a spoof of superheroes, with guys like The Human Bullet (Iron Man mickey take), Major Glory (Supes/Cap America hybrid), Crunk (Hulk) and Val Halla (Thor mixed with Iron Maiden) - and the Silver Spooner, who rode on a big spoon, and was camp as hell ("Judy Garland? Where!????"😉.

So it's not just 4 of us that think Surfers camp either.

i saw everyone of those, those were ill

surfer, had a girlfrien in his planet. he also had something with the ex-girlfriend of the thing.

Why would you think the Surfer is gay? He doesn't even have genitals(nor a sex drive, I would say if I were to make a random assumption).

Originally posted by Linkalicious
Thanks Leatherface.

Atleast someone laughed at my cardboard backings comment....i thought it was funny.

And you're right...Tom Cruise does, in fact, rock. Top Gun's on right now. 🤘

And finally for all Juggy hopefuls that may wander in here. Silver Surfer has taken a beatings that Juggernaut has yet to inflict on others...and still is alive today. Surfer wins...

you mean like the time he was put down by 1 swing of thors hammer??

we'll consider that the same as Onslaught's magic trick...

"and now for my next trick...I'm going to make this big muscle bound idiot...DISAPPEAR"

Originally posted by manjaro
*Alpha Centauri in back of church singing along with choir*

the only one..who could ever reach me,,,,was a Silver Preacher maaaaan!

pssssmmsshhahahhahaHAHAHA.

I'm lovin' it.

PS, I'm reassured that I'm not the only one observant enough to see his inherent qualities as patron of Camp David.

"*Alpha Centauri in back of church singing along with choir*

the only one..who could ever reach me,,,,was a Silver Preacher maaaaan!"

Hahaha. I'll give you that one coz it made me laugh. I just don't think he's camp. Over serious? Extremely. But that's part of his character. I find the camp Surfer jibes amusing.

Victor Von Doom however is a back alley brawler.

-AC

Juggernaut could not catch silver surfer. so he would not be able to hit him

Question? How can the Surfer harm Juggernaught. If winning means stoping or subduing Juggy then yes surfer wins hands down. But as far as k.o. No way. I respesct the surfer and his power but i don't see him hurting juggernaught. Stopping or slowing yes, hurting no!

his is one of my fav pics. his aoa version