I Just Killed My Dad's Goldfish

Originally posted by silent_kisses
please dont ever look at another picture of me Sam 😐

well excuse me while I go crawl into a ditch and die 😐

schmoll

Originally posted by Deathblow
you women are so shallow ❌

😠😠😠

Originally posted by Deathblow
well excuse me while I go crawl into a ditch and die 😐

do the world a favour 😐

feel free to spit on my corpse at anytime 😊

Originally posted by Deathblow
feel free to spit on my corpse at anytime 😊

that makes Irene feel a whole lot better i bet 😊

I wouldnt doubt it 😬

It actually does 😊

you just know the perfect things to say to girls to make them go all gooey inside don't you 😊😗

not really ❌

i let my body do the talking curlers

Do you notice many girls running away screaming then? 🥷

Originally posted by Deathblow
not really ❌

i let my body do the talking curlers

😱 is that why i seem to get adverse side effects whenever i talk to you?

most definitely 🪩

Originally posted by silent_kisses
Do you notice many girls running away screaming then? 🥷

Running away no, screaming, most definitely yes 🪩

Originally posted by Deathblow
most definitely 🪩

i repeat - adverse side effects 😗

Originally posted by Deathblow
Running away no, screaming, most definitely yes 🪩

For help? 😕

For more

for more help?😕

thats the one ✅

you guys crack me up... I love you all 😍