I Just Killed My Dad's Goldfish

B!tches and bastards of the lowest form 😠

I lurve you too captain

Originally posted by silent_kisses
thats the one ✅

of course 😊

say whatever you want Sam you're just jealous 😊 cuz we know you love us 😊

Nivek we love you too dear 😍

Nivek is the sexiest name I've ever heard drool

lets all get drunk and play ping-pong cry

Originally posted by Deathblow
B!tches and bastards of the lowest form 😠

yes my dear we all love you too 😊😍

😱 drunk i can do!

but --> 😱 you cant 😛

ok now you edited 😮

Tennis and I'm all for it, but ping pong sucks 😛

Originally posted by Deathblow
ok now you edited 😮

😆😆😆

after 'qhistle' i'm not gonna make any more typos 😮

This has been buggin me all night. how come Mary was a virgin, but still got pregnant with God's baby? Did he artificially inseminate her from long-range or was it all lie and she just went to a sperm bank? 😕

It was the angels doing 😇

one of life's mysteries 😕

Guys do flies sweat? 😕

Originally posted by Deathblow
This has been buggin me all night. how come Mary was a virgin, but still got pregnant with God's baby? Did he artificially inseminate her from long-range or was it all lie and she just went to a sperm bank? 😕

it was the work of the incredible miracle called...

...microsurgery. 😛

Originally posted by silent_kisses
Guys do flies sweat? 😕

'fraid not 🙁

Originally posted by silent_kisses
It was the angels doing 😇

but then she wouldn't be a virgin ❌

but who cares. ping-pong now ✅

Originally posted by silent_kisses
Nivek is the sexiest name I've ever heard drool

💃

Originally posted by Darth Revan
'fraid not 🙁

But....but don't they get hot too cry

Originally posted by Darth Revan
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Well Kevin is a bit sexier 🥷