more than 100%

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more than 100%

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While hard
work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top!

But..........

not much beats SHA*GING THE BOSS

19+8+1+7+7+9+14+7+20+8+5+2+15+19+19 = 160%

😱 what useful information!

Thats a pretty funny way to work it out! 😄

i havnt seen you in ages baby 😱 how are you? omg i missed you so much kisses

Well, after ol' faithfull (my PC) fizzled out, me being on here has become rarer and rarer, getting it fixed soon tho, how you been?

OMG I CANT BELEIVE YOUR HERE!!!!
i missed you!
well right not im ok...but if you mean since i last talked to you, ive been horrible! so much has happened in such little time!

IM me and tell me, I'm trying to find my ass a credit card online so I get get a new car.

thts good so if i shagged by boss i give 160 percent...but she is female.hmmm

u mean pm??😛

i can do a short recount of my past few month for you, taking about 5 mins coz i think teas ready soon, and i also need to pee badly.....

or i can do a reasonably long one for you later on today??

Originally posted by Samurai Girl
thts good so if i shagged by boss i give 160 percent...but she is female.hmmm

😂

infact i gotta go now
see ya lata sexy
xxoo misha!

*Baffled*

Originally posted by Samurai Girl
thts good so if i shagged by boss i give 160 percent...but she is female.hmmm
Hmmm, struggling to get them images out of my head now 😉 thanks 😄

🙄

😛

😛 THats funny.

lol

😖 interesting...

^ you

I didn't do it 😑