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correctamundo

Originally posted by Corran
Sorry Dave, I'll try to be more upto date in future

yeah you need to get hip, grandpa!

bite me.

😘 you with your saggy skin!

It's not all that bad, didn't you see my naked pics from the nudist beach holiday?

*shudders* no and i sure hope it stays that way!

but piccies of when you WERENT a grandpa....id like to see them 😉

You have to speak to my agent, they start at $10.99 and go up to $299.00 depending on what you wnat 😉

$10.99, what a random price 😬
the $299 one.....what does that have in it?

ill steal it 😱

Hey I don't make the prices up, the publishers do.

the £299 one is quite ermmm graphic, but it's art not porn honest .

well if its not porn then why is it so expensive 🙄

Because it's art dahling, art.

pth....of you?? wait is this when you were young or old?

You have to pay to see, you pays your money and takes your chances.

i dont know if i can trust you!!!

You couldn't afford me anyhow 😛

oh cant i??

Errrmm I wouldn't think so no.

well considering that this is my granny flat i think i can afford you 🙄

Pffft, you've spent all your money on that and have none left.

pft! you wish!