more than 100%

Originally posted by Corran
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While hard
work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top!

But..........

not much beats SHA*GING THE BOSS

19+8+1+7+7+9+14+7+20+8+5+2+15+19+19 = 160%

corran, that was great. Hilarious...and it was motivational.

Now if you don't mind, i'm going to go buy my boss lunch, because it's time to earn that raise. 😄

😐

Originally posted by Linkalicious
corran, that was great. Hilarious...and it was motivational.

Now if you don't mind, i'm going to go buy my boss lunch, because it's time to earn that raise. 😄

😂 i am my boss

Do you get though many batteries 😉

hehehehe..............

That's a yes then?

😆

😛

😖leep: read it before 😛

Sorry Dave, I'll try to be more upto date in future

good stuff mate 😊

lil bitchiness

12+9+12+2+9+20+3+8+9+14+5+19+19 = 141% 😮‍💨

dave123

4+1+20+5+123 = 153 😉

Originally posted by dave123
dave123

4+1+20+5+1+2+3 = 36 😉

I think it would be 1+2+3 dave 🙄

Besides, no numbers on other words. diva

but then i wouldn't be such a super high number 🙁

MC Mike

13+3+13+9+11+5 = 54% 😖

Dogbert
4 15 7 2 5 18 20= 71 % 🙁