Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

Started by ImAPirate462 pages

*grabs large chicken leg like the cavemen used to eat* good choice tink!

ow I think my computer just shocked me *slaps computer* ow that hurt too *crys* ooo food!

*slaps jessie's computer* BAD COMPUTER! BAD!

oops meant to put *slaps jessie's computer ALSO*

and its such a big difference too *sarcasim*

*slaps jessie* 😠

who wants ice cream??? *pulls out rum raisen ice cream*!!! yay!!!

*slaps IAP* I want ice-cream! *jumps up and down*

*grabs ice cream*
YUMMY 😱
*shovels it all down*

Rummy: *goes of 2 plan an attack*

*slaps apg* mine! rar *bites*

APG: Waaaaaaaaaahhhh
*hides in cornor*

Rummy: *comes back with non-alcholic rum and swaps it with real rum*
Muahahahahahahahahaaa

*blink*

APG: *starts drinking rum*

-few hours l8er-

APG: Y am i still sober?? Wats going on?? I don't like being sober
*faint*

Rummy: *creeps out back entrance*

dun dun dun! *gasp*

*still unconcous*

Rummy: *escaping*

OoOOo cat! *picks up cat* I have a cat...what should I name my cat? *pets cat*

APG: *wakes up*
Da Puss in Boots!!!
Oh wait that's my cat Meh!
*tries 2 get drunk again*

im going to name my cat cat...hi cat (hard to type while holding a cat...ah its fidgiting)

He he he He
*2 sober 2 understand wats going on*

Rummy: *rowing in a little boat with all da real rum*

seriously theres a cat in my lap his name is Tommy ah crap he left...grrr cat