Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

APG: *moves arms around*
Yay Im all back 2gether Now where be the rum??

Originally posted by chez
**narrows eyes at IAP** I'll deal with you later, madam! 😒

**starts picking up APG's limbs and trying to glue them back together**

Sorry about that, APG... but I tried to warn you...

whoaa a little fisty there arent ya chez??

*makes evil plan to get back at chez*

You sculled it all... and you're still not drunk.

🤨

Something weird is going on here...

Originally posted by ImAPirate
whoaa a little fisty there arent ya chez??

*makes evil plan to get back at chez*

**starts making evil plan to combat IAP's evil plan against my evil plan**

😖hifty:

Rummy: *calls APG on phone*
U IDIOTS I SWAPED ALL THE RUM 4 NON ALCHOLIC STUFF

APG: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
*faints*

OK! NOW YOU REALLY ARE GOING TO GET HUNG! *finds rope, ties rope around rummys neck and ties him to a tree and drops him*

Rummy: *laughs coz he is in a boat (with all da rum) and IAP just hung Cheeco*

aww shit... sry cheek

*continues with evil plan against chez*

Kitty: *is sad for rummy*
(JDG SAYS GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)

**continues with evil plot against IAP**

Wait a minute... why were we plotting evilly against each other again? I've forgotten. 😕

APG: Who eva wants rum go after my bloody monkey
*goes out 2 find rummy*

hmm good question..
i think it was because you were gonna make me go BOOM with the explosive rum?

*looks confused*

awww my RESISED avatar sucks lol

*realizes theres no rum* WHAT????? That is not allowed, *makes hubby orli use his connections* hold on guys help is on the way!!!!!!!

*huge helicopter drops a big box that says "RUM"* YAY!!!!!!!!!

Waaaaaaaaaaaa Hooooooooooo
Party!!!!
*grabs rum and toses it around 2 every1*

Rummy: *drunk out at sea*

now... 😖hifty: ...LETS GET DRUUUUUUUNK!!!! WOOOOOO HOOOO!!!! * grabs bottles of rum*

*gets drubk in 5 minutes*
IT SOO GOOD NOT 2 B SOBER

*orlando and johnny run by hand and hand with underwear on their heads* ahhh its so nice to be drunk!!!!

*cough cough when c's OB & JD*
(that reminds me of sumthinreally disgusting, JDG would know)