Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

Kitty I got Kitty's

righto...Im going to bed *falls over* hi cat *passes out*

YAY punchin bag
*picks Jessie up and hangs her from da roof*
PUNCHIN BAG PUNCHIN BAG

*wanders to where jessie is hanging and thinks its a piñata*

yay candy!

*takes sword and cuts jessie in half*

*blood spills out*

ooh red rum! this is the best Piñata ever!

*comes in and sees jessie in half* hmm interesting!!!!

wow...u killed someone...thats lovely...i've only been away a few hours and uve already murdered people!!! i am very dissapointed in u all...*joins APG in using jessie as a punching bag*

lol u have the same name as me!

hey I want to play tag!! *pokes jjoutlaw* TAG UR IT MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

*runs after tink* haha i'm gonna get u! *trips and falls off cliff* whoops

*stares down the cliff* well i guess we have to start a new game!!! *pokes APG* tag ur it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but, but, but.... dont you want some of the piñata?

*chases after Tinkerbell but c's rum and starts drinking again*
There is still somthin funky with this rum
*drinks some more*

JUST BECAUSE IT CAME OUT OF A PIñATA DOESNT MEAN IT HAS TO BE FUNKY! 😠
ITS ALL IN YOUR MIND!

(Rummy swaped all da rum for nonalcholic rum)
APG: *despratley trying 2 get drunk*

Rummy: *out at sea in his little boat completely wasted*

Gee. People have been trying to get drunk for about two pages and they're still bone dry.

**feels sorry for sober people**

**decides to cheer everyone up**

Hey guys! Anyone want some cocktail weenies...?

APG: *despratly wanting NOT 2 b sober grabs all da drinks and sculls em all*

What--? Hey!!

**watches in horror as APG grabs the rum with dynamite in it I was intending to pass to IAP in my evil plot against her**

No, APG! NOOOOO...!!

BOOM!!!
APG: Ouch!!!
*faints*

*laughs at chez and apg as apg goes BOOM*

APG: *gets back up*
Aww I could really get drunk right now

**narrows eyes at IAP** I'll deal with you later, madam! 😒

**starts picking up APG's limbs and trying to glue them back together**

Sorry about that, APG... but I tried to warn you...