Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

actually jdf had : 8237654927366t459281365917823465392786598167423967
85

iap- i cant count passed 105......how was i suppsed to win then?!

Mort: *swimming with gilb'ie*
Cheeco: *looks at mort in discust* bloody GAY'S!!!!
JDF: *faints*

APM: Laughs at IAP*
Ill be getting more rum then shall i this competition has left us with only a few bottles
*goes off in search of rum*

rar my head hurts I just had to organize every freakin thing for the HP inter-house challenge thing...I had to finish a theroy and its confusing and it was due tonight but other people have to check it and rar *falls asleep* and I have to get up at like 7:30 tomorrow grrr 8 hours of sleep not enough grrr *sulks off to bed....* I'll be back tomorrow if Im not asleep...

LOL....ok mattie...*chux JS a bottle of rum* TAKE THIS WITH YA!!!
anyway'z......
JDF: ~still out cold~
Mort: *starts drowning*
Cheeco: *jumps is after mort but also starts drowning*

I WIN!!! or do i?

APM: *still looking 4 more rum*

*gilbert throws off his shirt and sticks his chest out like he his mighty.. hey then jumps in and saves cheeco and mort*

iap- *goes off to find rum with apm*

APM: *looks under all the drunks bodies*
Well they aint sleepin on there rum

Mort and Cheeco: *jumps outta the water in a hurry*
JDF: ~STILL out~

APM: *finds a box full of rum hidden uder JDF coat*
Hey U where hidding all the rum
DAMN U
*kicks JDf even though she is still out*

JDF: *wakes up holding shomach* OW!!!!.....oh no...*chux up coz of all the rum she skulled b4*.....blerkh!!!! puke

APM: So u should b feeling sick Hidding the last of the rum HMPH
*walks off angrily*

jdf how could you?!!!!! keeping all the rum away from us like that! *goes behind secret palm tree to drink some of private stash of rum*

JDF: cry
Mort: *goes with IAP 2 secret stash of rum* u coming gilbert???
Cheeco: *slap's JDF and jump's on APM's shoulder*

APM: *follows IAP*
OMG U 2 BLOODY SCALLYWAGS
*stalks off angrily*
Ill show them

*sees that the other pirates just found out about the secret stash of rum*

umm.. i can share... 🍺

APM: Oh good then
*grabs rum & starts sculling*
Arrgh that b good rum

JDF: *walk's over 2 stash as well* arrgh....*takes a bottle and takes a swig....only 2 find sea water*....GOOD RUM??...I DON'T THINK SO!!!!
*spits it out and take's back the she she stole b4*
Mort: gilbert?....where r ye mate?.....*looks 4 gilb'ie*
Cheeco: *still on APM's shoulder looking angerly at JDF* hmph

iap- ehh that salt water was from my evil plot against chez...... but the rest are good! do you want some bum rum?

gilbert *to mort* ima over 'ere mate! how bout we share some of iap's monkey rum?