Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

Mort: yes i'm alive.....*pat's ring on finger and hugs gillbert* YAY!!!!......c'm on every1 DRINKS ALL AROUND *shares the 200 pounds of rum around 2 every1*
what d'ya whan rummy old pal???
Cheeco: *still on JJ's shoulder*
JDF: *YAY *starts skulling rum down bottle by bottle*

*still on honeymoon*

drink up me 'earties yo ho! (never get tired of saying that 🙂 )

iap- lets have a drinking contest! whoever can drink the most wins! ready set GO!

APM: *strats chugging down rum*

*chugs down a thosand bottles of rum*

APM: *collapses after 67 bottles of rum*

Rummy: *going on his 2956 bottle of rum*

*chugs down another thousand bottles of rum*

JDF: yo ho yo-BURP a donky's life 4 meeeeeee......wait.....donkey?......DONKEY?????.....ARRGH!!!
Mort: *dancing with gilbert*
Cheeco: *jumps off JJ's shoulder and grabs some rum*

*is chugging the 5908 bottle of rum*

APM: *still laying on floor*

Rummy: Im not drunk
*collapses*

*chugging 9837 and still going* does that mean i win?

iap*starts to chug* 101, 102 IM CATCHING UP JJ!
gilbert- *chugs 70 in 2 minutes*
iap- wow gilbert! your an inspiration

*chugging millionth bottle*

30 minutes later

iap- 104, 105 *passes out*

gilbert- 9801! *hands mort some rum* 'ere you go mate!

JDF: *is skulling down the 8237654927366t45928136591782346539278659816742396785 bottle*
erm.......*hick*.....dunno mattie...*rub's pot belly*

gilbert- *gets really small bottles of rum and starts drinking them*

haha! 11,098,443 there were never any rules on how big the bottles had to be!

APM: *wakes up*
Meh Awww my headhurts I really need 2 stay drunk

gilbert- uhhh..... whatever *picks mort up and walks to the water* lets swim

iap- *starting to come to*

*chugs last bottle of rum on the earth...* well, mates, thats 98237654927366t459281365917823465392786598167423967
859999999999999934530498 for me...
8237654927366t459281365917823465392786598167423967
85 for JDG...
105 for IAP
and something even less than that for APG!

iap -*still out of it* 'ere apm.. take this to keep you drunk *hands apm bottle of water on accident*