Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

Mort: *looks at ET gayly* 'ello mattie!.......
Cheeco: *jumps on JJ's shoulder and chitteres*
JDF: *pat's JJ on the back*.....s'ok mattie!!!!....i guess.....*walk's up 2 tinkerbell*.......I STOLE YER RUM!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.....*run's*

*gilbert repeats question because he didnt think cheeco heard him* Cheeco, will you marry me?

APM: Acctually I did marry him So hmph
*walks off with Jack*

Rummy: Oh ok then *hugs ET*

*presses rum button* HA!! I got another one *pokes tongue out at JDF*

ET: Im taken poop flinger *lifts up finger with diamond ring on it*

um, no APG u didn't marry jack because i did...we got married on the black pearl...and are now off on our honeymoon...

*is off on honeymoon with jack*

iap- i thought i cloned jack and killed the original

JDF: *stops running* waaaaaa........crybaby *looks at rum bottle she stole and skulls it*
Cheeco: (2 gilbert) i ain't gay!!!!!!....
Mort: BUT I AM!!!!!!!!....I'LL MARRIE U GILLBIE!!!!!!!!!
*run's up 2 gilbert*

gilbert- ooh your cute *gives mort a ring and 200 pounds of rum*

iap- *covers face in shame*

*suddenly jerry springer shows up*

JS: on todays show these two pirate chix saythey married this pirate...*points at jack* Who did you marry?

J:Rum...

*APG & JJ scream* WHAT????

Tink: This is very interesting...

ET: Who cares *hugs Rummy*

I married him first!!!!
(ur off in another thread JJ)

Rummy: Mort???? Ur alive????

nope i definetely married him...ur talking to one of the clones because the real one is off with me on our honeymoon...on the black pearl...

*is still off on honeymoon with the real jack*

iap- you guys are fighting like piratees

hmmm *shrugs and drinks rum*

ET: rummy wheres the rum you worthless hunk

APM: We R pirates!!!!
*shrugs*
Meh don't care He will probally cheat on ya any way He He 😈

Rummy: Mort???

ET: *shrugs rummy* hello hubby...*slaps him* stop looking at him like that!!!!!

i'm a pirate-CAN...and jack's wife...

Originally posted by APirateMonkey
APM: We R pirates!!!!
*shrugs*
Meh don't care He will probally cheat on ya any way He He 😈

Rummy: Mort???

iap- argg i meant piratees ... like kid pirates... i made that up....... *crickets chirp* i'm gonna go now *flys around on Bird*

APM: Meh???

Rummy: ow I wasn't lookin at im like that Luv Its just he meant 2 b dead

hmmmm i think ur both wrong.....*hides under rock* dont hurt me!!!

meh?