Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

*mort starts screaching as if 2 laugh*

*Rum joins in APG looks confused*
What r they laughing at????
*shakes head then sculls some rum*

i dunno
*looks confused at mort and then at rum(da monkey)
thatks a swig then looks at Barbossers Child*
whats going on with da monkies???

*takes a swig of rum*
I think there pissed. Aye they are pissed
*sculls rest of rum*
I think Im getting pissed
*laughs stupidly*

ain't we all mattie?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
*gets a new bottle of rum and skulls of it down*
*mort takes rum away from apg and drinks the rest of it*

BLOODY MONKEY
*goes after mort but he runs up onto a beam and sticks his toung out*
Get here you bloody mongrual
*climbs on non-exictent table and tries to reach Mort*
Grrrrr *cant reach*
Get him Rum
*Rum da monkey looks blankly then grabs a bottle of rum and starts to drink it*
BLOODY MONKEYS *gets of table and goes to bar to get some more rum*

*mort comes back down and gives apg the empty bottle then runs and sits on jdg's sholder*
ha ha ha good old mort
*walks over 2 where jos is sitting*
so mattie y r u so quiet???

Cos she is drunk *APG comes over to the tablegatheringand stacks a couple of rum bottles on the table*
You need to train that bloody monkey
*looks at Mort grumpily then turns to Rum da monkey*
And you need to be trained to
*Rum looks confused then grabs another bottle of rum and starts to scull it*
Bloody monkeydrunk

i did!!!....................i trained it 2 give back what he takes!!!
and he gave u the bottle back didn't he??? eh....eh???

Yeh i surpose but he didnt give back what was in da bottle did he
*looks at mort grumily again then grabs rum b4 Rum da monkey drinks it all Guzzles it down then grabs another and guzzles that down then starts muttering to self*
Bloody......... monkeys.............evil...............stealin........rum..............evil..........pain...........bloody mokeys

i thorght u liked monkies?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

HUH *looks at JDG as if she just relized she was there* What??? *continues muttering* bloody .............damn............pirate............rum................must have!!!
*grabs rum and starts sculling it then falls on flaw drunkily next to jack*

STUPID SCALLYWAG
*mort jumps on apg then makes a ear persing screaming noisi then jumps back on 2 jdg's sholder*
arrrrrgh y the bloody hell did u do that 4 u blarsted monky
*shakes head*

Owwww Loud to loud *hold hands over ears. Rum da monkey copies*

ahoy me matie i has bought a ship today and is looking 4 a crew we be sailing the world oh and me gots a monkey named pete *monkey gives a snarl at uz all* he is protective i needs a crew!!!!*grabs rum sculls down 3 any one gotz a name for me boat???

*looks at Kazzie*
Oh its you!!!😠 *gets up of floor*
Nobody round here mate. We r all either Jos's or Jack's crew
*grabs some rum but Rum da monkey snaches it off her*
Bloody Monkey!!!!!!!!!

hehehe *oh no our monkeys are fighting ive got to get off seeya at skool 🧑‍⚕️ i feel so sick at the moment gotta get rest !!!
bye bye!!!

Aye Whatever Cya *grabs some more rum and drinks self to sleep*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzrumzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzdrinkingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzmonkeyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyummyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoinkoinkzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*wakes up*
EWWW NOOOOOO *looks around* Oh only a dream
*grabs rum of Mort and starts sculling it*

😕 What in the name of Mary, mother of God, is going on here??

ah well *grabs rum* i'm good now

[/color]Runs in, drinks rum, dances on table, passes out! [/color]