Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

teach them with rum as a reward
and i asked u that be4 but u juss said "oh there around"
*finnishes off rum and gos 2 get more while mort juss sits on the table*

Aye, me still be here, *picks up another bottle of rum from stash*

*points at monkeys* that monkey's one hell of a fighter

*gulps down bottle*

ahh..... i could live off rum, me mates..

Aye They R!! Wich 1 ye b talking about??
*looks at Rum and Mort da monkeys scratches head then gobbles up some rum*

*shrugs* me be talking bout whichever monkey's winning

*pelts empty bottle behind, hitting someone*

*pulls out another one from secret stash*

Aye Well that would b um er
*looks at monkeys*
They all look the same 2 me
*shrugs then drinks some more rum but mort grabs it*
Bloody things keep stealin all the rum
*Rum da monkey smiles cheekily*

~THUNK~*The Rum bottlethrown by Tassie hits jos in the gut* OWWWWRRRRR *Moaning from her spot on the ground she opens her eyes.* ARRGHH HHHEEY, SSHHHIIT. *A blood thirsty Monkey, by the name of Jack is running circles around her. Realising what it was she relaxed a bit. Glaring at the back of Tassie's head Jos grabs the Bottle of Rum and hoists it at her, getting her in the shoulder.* Bloody Pirates. Bloody Monkeys. Bloody bottles. Bloody floor. OWWW. *holding her head she sits up.* Wha's 'appenin'? Wad I miss? *She looks around at everyone.* Geez ye arr al soo tall. *Looks at everyone again, looks at self.* Oh, dat's why. *She gets to her feet.* I'm back! *Smiling she the bottle of Rum out of Tassie's hands just as she was about to drink it* Ta. *Sculling the lot she puts the bottle back in Tassie's hands & looks for another target. Taking APG's Rum she finds a seat. swigging the Rum Rum* So, how be ye all? Did I miss anything? *Grabs Jack the Monkey to stop him eating JDG's leg* Stupid Monkey.

Bloody things!! Which one of them damn monkeys hit me??

*pulls out another bottle from stash*

aye, me be having much more rum in me stash than ye

*raises rum bottle menacingly*

*turns back around and drinks down bottle of rum*

Jessie: ok we are not leaving until I find out which monkey won and it better be Jack cause thats who I bet on
Jack: *looks utterly confused* you bet on monkeys?
Jessie: yes I bet on monkeys is there a problem with that
Jack: *still looks confused* no you tell me when we can go *he gets up and walks out of the room*
Jessie: *watches him leave* I have no idea where hes goin and neither does he

I do that a lot. I usually end up going back to wherever i was before, he will probably come back. Do I get a monkey? pleeeeeeease?!?!?!?!

*Looks at Jack the Monkey. Looks at Jessie.* A fair bet it were Jack that won. *Jos smiles as she watches the still blood crazed Jack starts chewing on Jessie's boot, al the while screeching & growling.* He's gone a bit mad that one. *Pulls him off Jessie's leg.* Little mngrel. *Jack squirms in her grip. She now turns her attention to Stormcloud.* Ye want a monkey *Raises her eyebrow and looks around at the now feral monkeys, all of which have found a bottle of Rum somewhere & are arguiong over it.* Well, as I was the one who got Rum & Mort for APG & JDG, i spose I can do tha same fer ye. *Swigs her Rum*

<Same deal as before, five posts after this one & ye get yer monkey. If I'm not online at the time, just get yer monkey from a guy who walks in the door (me first mate).>

Jack: *stands up and walks over to Jos* I dont appreciate you gettin all my crew monkeys considering they are *looks over at Jack disgusted* evil
Jessie: *walks over* what is your problem with monkeys?
Jack: *points to Jack* that one is cursed and evil and wants me dead probabally because she *points to Jos* told him to continue whatever Barbossa told him to do which was probabally either kill Jack or drive him insane...and the bloody thing stole my name
Jessie: *just stares at Jack* uh huh the monkeys cursed
Jack: *looks ticked off that no ones believing him* yes the monkey is cursed because Elizabeth killed the bloody thing but now its back
*Jessie still just stares*

uh huh well jack dats very nice * pats jack on back *
but when r we leaving ?

5 posts???? but the deal with us was 10!!!!! NOT 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*looks at jos with a cross face*
*finishes off bottle of rum and gets another 1 and so dose mort*
bloody pirates!!! *mumbles 2 self*

tank

stretcher

*walks back in*
Ahoy Maties R we going yet b4 all da monkeys go crazy
*looks at the monkeys tering into eachother*
Bloody Monkeys Oy Rum where R U??
*Rum jumps up onto her shoulder Then jumps on #1 FS's head and starts screaching then jumping on jacks head who starts screaming like a girl*
Oy *grabs rum and walks off to get some bottles of rum*

Hey Why do the monkeys always jump on my head my monkey's name is fee fee

Fee Fee
*looks confused*
Weird Monkey name
*Rum da monkey screaches with lafter then jumps on Fee Fee da monkey*
Spose I cant say nuffin though That things *point 2 rum* name is Rum

He he he your monkeys name is rum thats hilarious *laughs histerically then drinks rum*

Well it was the only thing I could think off LOL
*grabs rum off #1FS and finishes it off*