Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

Arrgh who needs to go off pirating when ye got the rum ya could ever dream of. 🏴‍☠️ Though a bit of treasure would be nice.

*Start to go over and join Jessie Sparrow but see rum and runs after it*

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM

Anyway...I highly doubt we want people like that *motions to pirategirl who is guzzling rum* to help us get this ship out of here and out there *motions to ocean...stops for a minute and gets a very Jack-like expression on her face* aw crap were gonna need the damn loons to get the ship outta here...look at the size of it...oh well I guess if they do get annoying we can always throw 'em over board (all my expressions are very "Jack-like" considering I am his daughter)

Arrgh Ha Ha You need Loony's. Hahahahaha. *Guzzles more rum*
Well your never going to get us Loonys out of here without rum. Aye so lets think. Hmmm your never going to get out of here. HA HA.
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*Guzzle Guzzle Guzzle Guzzle* 😘 *Looks over at JessieSparow* 😘

Arrgh it looks like your all on your own on your little boat boat

*Drinks rest of rum out of bottle*

Aye your back. Ya cant have me rum. NOOOOOOOOOO keep away Keeep away. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*Runs away from her rum loving invisible friend*drunk

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*Runs into wall for the second time*

Oww that hurt. *Looks Around* Yay the bloody scallywags gone!!!
Hey where's the rum gone?????ermm Arrgh Bloody Pirates!!!piratepirate2

*picks up rum waving it tauntingly in front of pirategirls face* do you want it do you well first you have to get all of the pirates out of this bar and onto that ship right over there when you do that they'll be a lot more rum than this one mesily bottle of rum

RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*Turnns to rest of drunks in bar*

Aye All of you scallwags who want piles of ree rum follow me QUICK

*Grabs rum out of JessieSparrows hands and walks out of bar with rest of the rum loving pirates* 🏴‍☠️ 🍺

Argh, but I believe that was MY rum! *takes rum from PirateGirl and runs off* 😄

Hey!! I need rum too!! JessieSparrow, sorry there mate, but i have to...
*abandons ship and runs behind airangel*

*stares after them* one bloody bottle of rum and theres a whole bushel below deck this makes so much sense *lightbulb* whoever wants to meet Jack Sparrow better get on this boat right now

Arrgh You have more rum GIMME GIMME GIMME
RUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
*gets onto ship with JessieSparrow and starts looking around for more rum while muttering to self*
Rum where are you Oh Rum

*relizes what JessieSparrow said*
JACK SPARROW

ARRG! I BE THA' CAP'N...YER'ALL DO AS I SAY...ARRG! 🏴‍☠️

Arrgh what about me what do I do??? 🏴‍☠️

Aye I know Ill go get all the rum 🍺
*goes below deck*
-several minutes later-
Rum maties
*starts to guzzle out of a bottle*

I SAY WE BOARD 'OUR SHIP...SET SAIL (taking all our rum of course) AND MAKE TASSIE WALK THE PLANK....!!!

Aye good idea. Where be Tassie. Its time for her to walk the plank.
*takes another guzzle of rum* 🍺
Aye and she can walk the plank to
*points to rum loving invisible pirate* 🏴‍☠️

NOO!! You won't be getting this here pirate so easily!!
Think about this, it was me and Jessie who got y'all this ship in the first place!! *begs* JESSIE, HELP!!! *opens bag and returns all the rum to evry1*

Arrgh more rum. Good. I think ya will be safe now.
*starts to guzzle some more rum*
But she still needs to walk the plank
*point to invisible pirate agin*
She stole all my rum and drunk it all 😠

*starts shuving pirate towards the plank. Other pirates start giving her strange looks*
Aye and I hope the bloody sharks eat ya *yells over side of ship*
Well thats her gone. So what do we do now? 🍺