The Bible

i know you would ask that coz you don't know Him.

He's Spirit ... and can't be measured physically.

Originally posted by BackFire
There's to many hypocricies in the bible for me to take it seriously. For instance...

God is said to be all knowing, forgiving and caring. Yet he punished people by killing their first born children - Innocent children who had nothing to do with the doings of their parents. Yeah, real forgiving and caring, sounds more like something hitler would do rather than a forgiving and caring God.

You seem to be all-knowing and all-understanding yourself..... Maybe YOU are God. Go on people, ask him something! 🙂

Shhhhh.....I don't want people to know that I took the form of a fat, sarcastic, porn addict living in California.

What machine or science invention that can follow the same process as "photosynthesis"?

does that fat guy have a starge odor coming from him and does he look like peter jackson

What machine or science invention that can follow the same process as "photosynthesis

Originally posted by Jury
What machine or science invention that can follow the same process as "photosynthesis"?

I, God, do not aprove of science of machinery.

God, which is better McDonalds or Burger King

They are both awful, eat Taco Bell.

Originally posted by finti
one of natures finest moment, natures not any god!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes, it's nature's 🙄 ... at least any human knowledge can not comprehend or at least follow what a simple plant can do. 🙄

thanks g-dog, I mean allmighty one, also who would win Jay or Silent Bob

Silent Bob.

cool, do you like midgets

i know you would answer that ... you, people are very predictable

Originally posted by SlipknoT
cool, do you like midgets

Yes, as long as they don't get all pissy when people "stare" at them.

one last thing, hustler/playboy/perfect 10/ legs/ or penthouse

Originally posted by finti
and you think you aint 🙄

Originally posted by SlipknoT
one last thing, hustler/playboy/perfect 10/ legs/ or penthouse

Porn mags are so 1994, it's all about porn VIDEOS.

Pfft...sooo 1999. Porn DVDs!

I know you won't mean it. It's okay. I understand