The Bible

Started by leonheartmm147 pages

"his" refers to uncle sam.

Parts of it.It is hard to say in a way the bible is history becaue it goes back to the first man and woman that God had created.So it is abit confusing but true.jm

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Parts of it.It is hard to say in a way the bible is history becaue it goes back to the first man and woman that God had created.So it is abit confusing but true.jm

The bible is not a history book; it is a religious book.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
The "his" in the word history is coincidental.
For serious?

Yeah, yeah, history, HIS story, the history of mankind.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Parts of it.It is hard to say in a way the bible is history becaue it goes back to the first man and woman that God had created.So it is abit confusing but true.jm

HAHAHAH

Confusing, maybe.

True? Hell ****in' no!

Originally posted by Nellinator
For serious?

If you believe that "his" is significant to the word history, then what would you think of the word "now" and "here" in nowhere?

I dunno man, it's all so confusing.

I think the Bible is a complex and wondorful series of documented human thought and history.

There is so much one can learn, whether Christian or not. And there is much about the Bible that I agree with.

However, I obviously, for many reasons, do not see it as perfect or complete truth. Not at all.

i dont agree with it for say retarded statements in it. a man who is still fallable because he is chosen by man, decides what the christian church should do. u cant eat meat on sundays. that sorta shit. values are not obtained through the bible, they are obtained by common sense. i have never read the bible completely, do you see me runnin around murdering people?

You've threatened to kill me more times than I can remember

Originally posted by superkronick92
You've threatened to kill me more times than I can remember

well if u werent a total dick to me that wouldnt happen would it 😄

Just cause people, rip on you don't mean their dicks, we rip on everyone. Stop being overly sensitive. Get on with the thread.

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
I think the Bible is a complex and wondorful series of documented human thought and history.

There is so much one can learn, whether Christian or not. And there is much about the Bible that I agree with.

However, I obviously, for many reasons, do not see it as perfect or complete truth. Not at all.

best post i've seen in KMC in a long time.

i'm Apostolic Christian and it's hard for me to completley believe in the Bible. The New Testament seems to make much more sense than the OT. But that's just my perspective.

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
I think the Bible is a complex and wondorful series of documented human thought and history.

There is so much one can learn, whether Christian or not. And there is much about the Bible that I agree with.

However, I obviously, for many reasons, do not see it as perfect or complete truth. Not at all.

i disagree. i think harry potter is much better, it has better expression, grammer, ideals, content, "Feal" and lessons to teach. disreguarding histroy, it trumps the bible on all acounts except perhaps numbers of publication{keeping fingers crossed when they will eventually overtake the bible in the new world. its the closest thing already}

Originally posted by leonheartmm
i disagree. i think harry potter is much better, it has better expression, grammer, ideals, content, "Feal" and lessons to teach. disreguarding histroy, it trumps the bible on all acounts except perhaps numbers of publication{keeping fingers crossed when they will eventually overtake the bible in the new world. its the closest thing already}
Or G.I. Joe

"Now you know and knowing is half the battle."

😆

Originally posted by leonheartmm
i disagree. i think harry potter is much better, it has better expression, grammer, ideals, content, "Feal" and lessons to teach. disreguarding histroy, it trumps the bible on all acounts except perhaps numbers of publication{keeping fingers crossed when they will eventually overtake the bible in the new world. its the closest thing already}

I hope you are joking...

Originally posted by Quark_666
I hope you are joking...

of course he is. but even if he wasnt, it doesnt matter. the bible is so implausible, im inclined to disregard everything said in it.

Originally posted by leonheartmm
i disagree. i think harry potter is much better, it has better expression, grammer, ideals, content, "Feal" and lessons to teach. disreguarding histroy, it trumps the bible on all acounts except perhaps numbers of publication{keeping fingers crossed when they will eventually overtake the bible in the new world. its the closest thing already}

harry potter?

out of all the incredible novels ever read, you chose harry potter.

I wouldn't underestimate the relevance of Harry Potter, with regards the various issues covered within its pages.

That being said, I am the guy with the Halo-themed avatar, so, feel free to ignore my opinion. 😛

To answer the thread: I voted "unsure," as I find some parts plausible/semi-plausible, and many others not.