Hp jokes

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Hi harry! I notice your scar have change position again... where is it originally? in the middle or far left of ur forehead😛

harry made a bet with fred and george that he could make ron stay up the hole night so just before they went to bed harry put spiders all over rons bed and ron screamed and wouldnt sleep in it so the next night to get harry back for his sleepless night he puts a bogart in harry's bed so when harry pulled the blankets he saw a dementor and voldimort .....argh said hary and he knew it was his turn to have a sleepless night!

ok so that wasnt that good but that was all i could think of! 🙂

u r doing quite well prtangl

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here i go...

Why was harry potter expelled from hogwarts?

He was caught by McGongal playing with his broomstick!!!! 😄 💃

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LOL, you guys are good!
big gay kirk's batter joke made me laugh out loud!
I'll put some more jokes on another day, but not right now.
c ya later!

hurry up weegie, you know that I always love ur jokes ... the one with Hagrid is still my favorite

Hey Uni 😄 why dont you pick your brain and throw us all a joke 😉

There real kool keep making them!!!!!!!

yep wegie we wait, I promised guys/girls I will come with some jokes soon, I have been neglecting this thread for a while

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This not a Joke but:

HARRY POTTER SUCKS.

Harry Potter>chair<LOTR or ME

How dare you!

*picks up gun and shoots seretur*

*Donges Bullet*
*Picks up the bow and shoots Dan and Harry potter*

HP SUCKS. The author was smoking something when she wrote it.

LOTR>boxing
HP>boxed
LOTR fans>clapclapping
HP fans>sadwalksadwalk

alrighty u need a life and plz get out of here if you hate harry potter this much. .

I just don't understand why you guys like it. And I didn't espect for you to take it so ciriosly. (Sorry for the spelling)