Fock A Doc, there's something SO wrong with me...
I have to do the most tasteless things- I'm compelled to make the ugly and bizarre happen.
Blame Mane for this one, too- I wouldn't be posting it if it weren't for him.
WHAT is it you ask? D@mn you folks are so feline...that's gonna be hurting you someday. Run now, or you will behold:
Total FAN INSANITY
in the form of poetry, that's right, poetry, about Cletus Kasady...yeh, him. Oh, man, this is so not right. A Cletus Kasady poem?
And it's awful, but I can't give a d@mn; it's a poem about Cletus Kasady for God's sake, why work at it? It's a misbegotten freak.
It's got a horrid metaphor- but that's Marvel's fault. I'm just throwing their own nasty metaphor back at them...
LAST WARNING- take your X-acto (TM some big company, baby) and cut your eyes out NOW or be forever sorry. (Eh, you could just skip the post, but it fits the season better if you cut out your eyes)
Driver
There’s only ever been one
and that driver was me.
Picked up, you saw
how it would be.
You’re welcome to ride if you can pay.
I only take life; that’s the exchange.
Knowing there is only my way,
don’t anticipate
landing soft or hard or
any highway receiving.
At this speed, pard,
there’s no leaving.
Heh, hurts, doesn't it? But hey, it was short and quick!
Talking liquor or needles, Robo? I can relate to both- I had acupuncture today and then (defying Dr.'s orders, heh) sloshed a couple back. Eh, I should go tumble into bed now, but Ron's still out, so what's the point? I'll only be woken up.
Seriously, you asked for content, and you got it.
And like I said, that terrible metaphor originated with Marvel, in V vs. C.
ok i hyave a few thigns to say since it's my b-day first of all i want to give everyone huggles *does so* secondly i got soem damn decent presents star wars trilogy box set £70 (used that on two games and two dvd,s) and thirdly kotot or anyoen if they get that sig can they make it smaller cuz it dont fit it's larger then 30 k thankies
Yeh, don't try parking the "bus."
No, actually, Ron's not my SO, it's just always a loud home-coming...
God, HOW could anyone write Kasady as referring to himself as a bus driven by someone else- it's about the last thing he'd admit to, even if he woke up some morning transformed into a Greyhound, a la the Metamorphosis...
I really want V vs C regardless- I have to say, that line doesn't annoy me; it's so WTF; it's humorous. There's still PLENTY of Kasady doing bad well. hiuuh? The F I just say? Doing bad...well? Is that right? Grammatically, I mean, not morally. Morally, of course it's right- you should ALWAYS do anything worth doing WELL. Kiddos, both Martha and Carnage would tell you that, so take it to heart.