The Official Symbiote Thread

I don't think I'll be going to the General forums for awhile. Blech.

Originally posted by Blaque Cell
Gotta agree with you there. Of course, my TV time was consumed with Voltron and Ninja Turtles. And I wouldn't know one rock song from another.
Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about this whole thing with Gwen's kids. Right now, my favorite book is the Marvel Knights book. Damn but I hope Eddie Brock survived the last issue.

We'll forgive you this one time.

we'll forgive you?.............................
.....omg.

edit
*YOU
ARE
ANNOYING.... you know?*

Ahh! Paola! Kindly edit the above post- it's made the thread allignment all scary!
*cowers under the bed*

MWAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSS COWER YOU FOOLS. Soon my evil scheme will finally come to fruton..........frution.............fruition.....................fruitation.......Fruition. Already my first phase of my plan has been a success......derailing this entire FORUM FORMAT. MWAHAHAHAHA.

(This was purely accidental.BTW I accidentally did it 5-6 pages back if I recall. I forgot that this forum has this glitch. sorry.)

I didn't know you could do that to the forum. But now that I do know, I must use this knowledge purely for evil.

Happy New year.

May all your evil wishes, desires, and bids for global domination have a fresh start and come true.

I resolve to be more on task and not get distracted to easily.(hence why I EVER found this place)

I had a resolution, but I broke it already. Hence, I have a hangover.

Spam.

Must undo Robo-Chocobo's evil posting habits.

Now.

🙂

OK, this is as much as I can do in one sitting.

Hooray.

One more line.

Ahhh....I hateithateithateit.
I'm too lazy to have to scroll so much. D@MNIT.
Happy New Years.
I resolve to make Paola smile more, to do the books promptly
for my business, to sleep a full night, and to cut down my coffee to 3 cups a day.

I resolve to stop making resolutions 'cuz I know damn well I'm gonna break them.

Newest symbiotic scuttlebutt making the online rounds is that Bendis is about to do something really, really REALLY BAD to Carnage in "New Avengers." Evidently Ultimate Symbiote wasn't enough, he had to take it further.

Since that's the case, here's my New Year's resolution: I'm going to talk bad about Bendis every chance I get. I'm going to undermine him, dog-cuss him, point out every logical mis-step he commits [and they are legion, my friends]... I'm going to send negative energy his way, I'm going to hope his sales go flat and Marvel FIRES his ass, I'm going to curse the ground he walks on.

I'm going to hate his guts.

Before he had annoyed me, but this time it's personal. Now I am PERSONALLY MAD. I'm ticked-off, people. Not happy. 😠

I hate Bendis. That is my one and only New Year's Resolution.

He'll turn Carnage lavender in an industrial chemical spill?
__Seriously, what?

Similar to what just happened to Eddie Brock in Marvel Knights... but worse.

I'm ticked. I mean, there is seriously steam coming out of my ears over this. Carnage may unfortunately just be a comic-book character but I am still just *outraged*... Bendis can keep his filthy hands OFF characters I like, I hate that man so much right now, I really, really do.

It S~CKS...killing off our symbiotes...godamnit, it's not just a "suit" that makes someone Carnage.

OK, it's JUST a rumor. I want to hear no more of it. Seriously. I'm not reading current Marvel, anyway.
*covers ears, weeps and chants: notruenotruenottrue*

Someone PLEASE debunk this rumor. Where the f~ck do they think the new, improved, "perfect" villains will come from? If they couldn't make something they were pleased with out of Eddie and Clete, what makes them think they can do better with whatever they follow them with? Stupid f~ckers.

I'm alive. Anyone who wants a new sig PM me with the request, the theme, and any specific images you want. Issue numbers etc. would very much help, I CAN get any comic issue scanned, so, don't worry about rarity.

I'm checking out new avengers RIGHT now.

I'm happy you're alive. You're checking them out right NOW? Watch they don't kill you...