The Official Symbiote Thread

Started by Robo-Chocobo240 pages

uh dude, havent you learned Paola told us to nock all this off topic shit off?

and what do you mean you didnt know I was a guy?

so...you thought I was a girl?...well I do like ribbons and unicorns......

or did you perhaps think I was some "it", like a AI presence like Durandal in marathon?

I recall you refusing, for a time, to disclose your gender...I don't think I'm confusing you with someone else, am I? Don't make me read back to the beginning of this place...I'm a good employee; I hardly ever conspire with Nataku; for example, I wasn't involved in lacing the water cooler with LSD.

Yeah, you were, Robo, fairly covert--very guarded. Not too forthcoming with personal details, but still endearing.

You were not the only person to make gender an issue in question here in recent memory, though. There was another.

Originally posted by badsymbiote
Is it the button-down shirt made of rayon? I know a guy who has it--it's very sexy, & very touchable, but it completely lacks Venom, so that devalues it just a tad in my eyes.

😄

I did make Spidey and Venom logo gift tags on my computer, and have 3 different Spidey wrapping papers.

I wish someone would wrap my presents that way. In fact, I resolved the issue by buying myself a symbiote Spidey action-figure, wrapping it, and putting it under the tree.

That's the one. Saw this guy on the train wearing it and asked him where he got it. He told me Model's, but I can't find the damned thing. Model's also once sold this cool black and orange Spawn shirt, but they sold out of that too. It ain't fair, I tell ya.

Originally posted by fever red

__I'm now in the planning stages of constructing a perfectly shirtless environment, where I will be secure from its menace. That's the theory. What should I call my fortress?

"The Fortress of Tittitude"

Heheheh. Silly- I'll be wearing a dress. YOU'LL be shirtless.
__Funny, though.
__Hmm, Fortress of Pectoralitude? Fortress of SixPackitude? Better hit the gym, men.

Originally posted by badsymbiote
Yeah, you were, Robo, fairly covert--very guarded. Not too forthcoming with personal details, but still endearing.

You were not the only person to make gender an issue in question here in recent memory, though. There was another.

There was? Oh, yeh- Paola- she's SO d@mn butch, hey?

Don't kill me much, Paola.

yes it's true I was highly guarded about my gender. that way I could play with ribbons and unicorns without getting in trouble.

but now my guard is down, and I trust you, (which btw is the perfect time to strike)

SO robo, ur a Guy or wait Damnit Ur a girl of F*** I liked it better when you were a Robotic Giant Chicken

Wait u dont know wat i am WEEE he he he this is funny

Originally posted by Robo-Chocobo
yes it's true I was [b]highly guarded about my gender. that way I could play with ribbons and unicorns without getting in trouble.

but now my guard is down, and I trust you, (which btw is the perfect time to strike) [/B]

*STRIKES...giving him a big hug. Kind of a let-down following all that symbiotic posturing, hey?*

Originally posted by fever red
I recall you refusing, for a time, to disclose your gender...I don't think I'm confusing you with someone else, am I? Don't make me read back to the beginning of this place...I'm a good employee; I hardly ever conspire with Nataku; for example, I wasn't involved in lacing the water cooler with LSD.

What are you trying to say here? You can't prove it was me, you've got no evidence. Like Johnny says, 'If the glove don't fit, you must aquit'

As for your shirtless plan, that's fine by me. Since Wrestling started I'm in the best shape of my life, and my 4-pack shall soon become a 6-pack, followed by the nigh-unreachable 8-pack (They exist, our 119 lb guy has 'em)

BTW, on the subject of wrestling, I won a tournament today. I rule.

You rule, heh, and welcome, m'boy, to the fortress. Have some water...

Originally posted by F_doomed
SO robo, ur a Guy or wait Damnit Ur a girl of F*** I liked it better when you were a Robotic Giant Chicken

Wait u dont know wat i am WEEE he he he this is funny

.......

........

Even by my standards that made no sense.

Originally posted by fever red
Heheheh. Silly- I'll be wearing a dress. YOU'LL be shirtless.
__Funny, though.
__Hmm, Fortress of Pectoralitude? Fortress of SixPackitude? Better hit the gym, men.

Works for me. I'm always lookin' for new excuses to get nekkid.
On a side note, I got one of my presents early yesterday. My best friend Jenny got me the director's cut of Daredevil, but she made me promise not to open it at least until tonight at midnight. It ain't fair, I tell ya!
It's funny...last year my ex-girlfriend got me X2 and she made me wait to open it, too. Wonder what I'll get next year.

They're testing your endurance...heh. Ah, well...patience is a virtue.
__Excellent- that's two for the fortress. Come on in, lounge your sultry self down, and enjoy some tasty sparkling water.
__Speaking of Daredevil, have you read the Rabbit's Writing at SHH? He has two fantastic Venom stories up in the fan-fic forum. The second is in-progress and features Spidey, Daredevil and Carnage. A fantastic original charactor named Eve debuts- I'm in love with her; she is a hard lady. It's SO d@mn intense...you won't believe the sacred cow Rabbit makes into hamburger. Read it and let Rabbit know you're reading!

yo symbiote nuts i'm back yup all hail the crazy dude

(ob a side note iagree with fever red completly)

Really? All the things I've posted here AND all the things I haven't? YOU FIEND! Take your shirt off and come on in. Welcome to the fortress.

grey fox......your no longer the crazy king now that F_doomed and his rampant illiteracy has returned.

I beleive that it was I who guard my gender. I am just an entity of science, constructed, yet non-existant.
Sorry that I haven't replied for a while, as I was being moved from my original station to a new one. I also have had to use my weapon quite abit at this new station. I can't wait to go back home.
Has anyone heard of Ju-on? It's the original Japanese movie that was remade into the Grudge. It is so wierd/creepy.
What news is there on the frontlines of Marvel?