If Tolkien was American,

Okay, I thought of this one 😆

Please forgive me, proud yanks.

So I'll just begin with them 😄

1. The readers would have got introduced to "Samwize Gamgee".

2. Only one race would have survived the war, of course the men from Gondor. The White Men who came over the sea 🙄

3. The great Fingolfin will be nicknamed "Spike" - according to a false elvish generator.

Originally posted by Kitoky
3. The great Fingolfin will be nicknamed "Spike" - according to a false elvish generator.

that's happening anyway 🙄
keep on topic

4) After Gondor suffered their first defeat from Mordor, they would immediately invade Lórien, instead of taking on the scattered Orcs, in search of "weapons of mass distruction"

Just a thought 😄

😆 nice one, really nice one 😄

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
4) After Gondor suffered their first defeat from Mordor, they would immediately invade Lórien, instead of taking on the scattered Orcs, in search of "weapons of mass distruction"

Just a thought 😄

....now THAT is a good one. lol!!

5. Only 10 years after Aragorn brought the peace to middle earth,
Gondor would start another war just for fun.

🙂

lol this is fun to read lol.

6. Aragorn would have an affair with Eowyn

lol.....

7)Sam would be obease!!!!

Im tolkien was american maybe Gondor and Rohan would have put up a better fight...considering they are british and all and we all know the brits arent exactly the cream of the crop

Wy because we dont shoot until we are shot at?

Unlike americans, us Brittish dont think guns are an extention of the arm.

8.) MTV would shoot a season of "the REAL world" in Middle Earth.

am I getting it?

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
Wy because we dont shoot until we are shot at?

Unlike americans, us Brittish dont think guns are an extention of the arm.

HAHAHAH!!! 😆

There would have been a Burger King in The Gap of Rohan.

Also, Hobbits would be used for the big peoples amusement, much like Midgets are today.

9) The Orcs probably wouldn’t have a British accent 🙄

10) The Misty Mountains would have been called the Starbucks Mountains

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
10) The Misty Mountains would have been called the Starbucks Mountains

hysterical STARBUCKS!!😱