If Tolkien was American,

Originally posted by Phoenix
I second that!

i third it... although i am american, i am very pro gun control... yeah micheal moore

Originally posted by muse5
i third it... although i am american, i am very pro gun control... yeah micheal moore

*claps hands* another MichaelMoorian! hug

😊

I thought it was great when he bowed to the boos at the republic convention

Originally posted by muse5
i third it... although i am american, i am very pro gun control... yeah micheal moore

i quart it 😛

Hi Phoe, I missed yo! hug

Originally posted by manchichirtchit
they would have redneck accents.

😐 ha.....haha.....so funny......

hug Redneck accents are sexy nazzy, let it go 😊

😊 ok...i dont have a redneck accent tho...😬 but some of my friends do 😱

this thread is getting WAY off topic. No more politics, gun guntrol, redneck accents or michael moore. please, i beg you

After becoming king, Aragorn would have cheated on Eowyn with an overweight heffer of a woman.

That reminds me, poor Sven Goran Eriksson

Well, he will prove his worth tonight.

*muhahaha*

will he.....

Originally posted by Phoenix
Aragorns press statement would then be "I did not have sexual relations with that woman... or her horse..."

i think that i just pissed my pants... not really, i'm just dying of laughter. it jrrt was american, no one would ride horses, they'd be in mustang convertibles, and there wouldn't be torches, there would be cell phones, and aragorn and eowyn would have at least one love child

I laughed my as off at that one too....😆

Frodo would`ve used an SUV to drive into Mordor - the one time any American has ever needed to use any of the off-road features of such a vehicle.

he would drive a hummer, those things are so annoying, that's probably another thing that euros make fun of us for...we deserve it too, freaking gas eating tank

They didn't have any fecking hummers when Tolkien wrote Lord of the Rings.

And Europe has much of this stuff as well 😐

I don't like Moore 😬 or my country, but above all, I don't like this 'prejudice'.

I have to pretend that I'm from Europe to stop people from immediately labeling me as 'evil'. It's almost as bad as the labels that the Jews had in Germany. I see it the same way, and don't tell me I don't know about the Nazis, because I do. cry

In simple words, shut up.

this forum is seen as a joke...i know quite well that hummers weren't around when the books were written, i'm an intelligent person, i like moore, i'm hesitant on whether i like this country or not, let's just keep this forum going as a joke, i don't think that any real harm was intended

This reminds me of that advert they play in the cinema to switch off the mobile fones. Has anyone seen it? The Orange one with Sam in it?
"The return of the cellular fone".
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no, i haven't seen that one...damn, i don't mean anything by my hummer post, please everyone take note of that...i like the commerical that is for mountain dew with the sled and the men are running it and the dog is on the sled, it's funny, i just described it really badly

Originally posted by muse5
this forum is seen as a joke...i know quite well that hummers weren't around when the books were written, i'm an intelligent person, i like moore, i'm hesitant on whether i like this country or not, let's just keep this forum going as a joke, i don't think that any real harm was intended

not the forum, the thread 😛