Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
Tomato.
It's actually the only flavor of soup that I am fond of, no matter which brand.Will you send me nude photos of you and your lover/spouse?
You missed my question. 🙁
To answer your question, other than being muscular, there is nothing remarkable about me. Average sized penis, average height, average looks. It would do nothing for you. Oh, but, hey, I shave everything...that's somewhat different...
So, no, is the answer. Not out of modesty but because there's really nothing remarkable there.
Do you use dead pan humor with your work colleagues?
Originally posted by dadudemon
Tomato soup, of course. 🙂 With a grilled cheese sandwich.Describe the worst day of your life and do not be afraid to type up a few paragraphs, please?
Probably the aforementioned jail time, which was more due to the fact that I left very important business unintended to again out of sheer idiocy and thus had me paranoid the whole time.
I actually had a good time in the pen. The inmates were all nice, even the killers. A wise old dude taught me a new version of chess. We had cable and only about 6 hours lockdown besides bedtime (10-8). We had fun watching A Few Good Men and yelled out the truth line when it came up. I saw Leverage, The finale of HIMYM, and an episode of Cosmos. Got to read a Crichton book. I felt sympathy of this one Russian guy who got caught drunk driving and assaulted the officer, and was going to get deported for a decade, leaving his kids behind.
Food was phucking TERRIBLE though. The best meal we had was some chicken patties and rice. They gave is something I think was supposed to be grits but somehow had the consistency of Jell-O.
Ever since I got out, my life has been going quietly smoothly as I am in college now studying anthropology (although I really want to take up screenwriting)
What is your biggest character flaw?
Originally posted by dadudemon
Describe the worst day of your life and do not be afraid to type up a few paragraphs, please?
I was just chillin' outside, drinking some choco milk, when all the boys and girls surrounded me and began pushing me around.
I knew what would happen afterwards. I tried to fight back, but a group started punching me at the back of my neck simultaneously. It was a pain I have never felt before.
As I lay conscious at the floor, they began punting my face.
The sad part is no one got apprehended. And I had to deal with these guys until I finished high school.
I had a tough life growing up.
I was a victim of alienation back in the days.
Nobody would want to be friends with me. Everyone thought I was weird and snobbish.
Always felt that it was possibly due to me being intellectually superior to most ordinary human beings. I conversed with my fellow classmates in a manner that they could not comprehend at their age.
I was fond of philosophical topics like religion and psychology.
These are matters that children are not particularly fond of, especially children in the 4th grade.
Originally posted by dadudemon
Do you use dead pan humor with your work colleagues?
Have you ever thought of suicide?
Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
The worst day was probably when I was ganged up and beaten out cold by my whole class in 4th grade elementary.I was just chillin' outside, drinking some choco milk, when all the boys and girls surrounded me and began pushing me around.
I knew what would happen afterwards. I tried to fight back, but a group started punching me at the back of my neck simultaneously. It was a pain I have never felt before.
As I lay conscious at the floor, they began punting my face.
The sad part is no one got apprehended. And I had to deal with these guys until I finished high school.I had a tough life growing up.
I was a victim of alienation back in the days.
Nobody would want to be friends with me. Everyone thought I was weird and snobbish.
Always felt that it was possibly due to me being intellectually superior to most ordinary human beings. I conversed with my fellow classmates in a manner that they could not comprehend at their age.I was fond of philosophical topics like religion and psychology.
These are matters that children are not particularly fond of, especially children in the 4th grade.Yes.
I like referring to myself by 3rd person.
Gets them everytime.Have you ever thought of suicide?
Nope. Even at the worst times, I refuse to let my ideas go unseen by the world.
And to DDM's question, nope. I should be dead with all the unhealthy shit I have done but I am rather good. Probably cause I am on my feet a lot.
What is the most tragic IRL story you have heard. Please use aliases.
Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
The worst day was probably when I was ganged up and beaten out cold by my whole class in 4th grade elementary.I was just chillin' outside, drinking some choco milk, when all the boys and girls surrounded me and began pushing me around.
I knew what would happen afterwards. I tried to fight back, but a group started punching me at the back of my neck simultaneously. It was a pain I have never felt before.
As I lay conscious at the floor, they began punting my face.
The sad part is no one got apprehended. And I had to deal with these guys until I finished high school.I had a tough life growing up.
I was a victim of alienation back in the days.
Nobody would want to be friends with me. Everyone thought I was weird and snobbish.
Always felt that it was possibly due to me being intellectually superior to most ordinary human beings. I conversed with my fellow classmates in a manner that they could not comprehend at their age.I was fond of philosophical topics like religion and psychology.
These are matters that children are not particularly fond of, especially children in the 4th grade.
That's pretty shitty. How can 4th grade children be such scumbags?
Regardless, you seem like a really cool dude. I'd hang out with you. Shiiiieeet, if we went to school together, I would have protected you. That's what I did. I was the "bully beater upper."
As for Lestov's question...
Some dude that went to school with my brother raped and molested several girls. Their ages ranged from 8-22. It was the most ****ed up thing to ever happen to my very very small and crime free home town. Also, none of those things happened in the home town so it does not count as crime in that town. Weird.
But, yeah, that's ****ed up. I knew the guy and my older brother was pals with him in grade school. He seemed normal, nice, and relaxed. You never suspect people of doing this shit until it happens. Then you try to rationalize that you saw warning signs. Nope! I never saw those.
Same question.
A woman (Gwen) who works for my mom and has been like a 3rd parent to me and my brothers since I was 5 recently got to hang out with her three 2-4 year old great-granddaughters. Sadly her dad moved out of state and her mom is a dirty bytch. She frequently dropped the kids off with her for weeks over the course of 4 years, even when Gwen was busy or tired. She really loved those kids. And when she got the final call that their mom was taking them away forever (a fear that always loomed over her), she tried to hold strong, but you can still her her heartbreak. Her entire story is sad. She is a master housecleaner but now she is 59 and suffering spinal stinosis and her inability to be as physically active as she was is hitting her hard. She still holds up though and is a landlord with 7 multi-story properties.
What was your favorite toy when you were a kid?
As a kid me and my older brother (only 1 year older) had these dinosaur toys and used them to enact scenarios and such. Oddly enough, most of our scenarios were soap opera-esque (for instance, a guy and girl want to get married, but their parents want to get married first, making them brother and sister)
What attracted you to this site?