Ask the Person BELOW You a Personal Question.

Growing up, by my dad. He was pretty abusive.

Ever had your sperm tested (had to jizz in a cup)? 😘

I've had many bodily fluids tested by "medical professionals" but never that one.

Ever get one of those full body Swedish massages?

Nah, never had the pleasure!

Ever donate blood?

Lots of times, I got lots to spare.

Are you or will you be, an organ donor?

Nah, my spouse is against it.

Ever tried out to be on a game show/know someone who's been on a gane show?

I tried to get on Jeopardy but there were guys way smarter than me on the same day. My cousin was in the audience for the Price is Right but they didn't call her down.

What reality show would you try out for?

Fear Factor if that counts. More about the stunts than the drama.

Could you be a lifeguard? How well do you swim?

I swim like my bones are laced with adamantium, so probably not going to be a lifeguard unless running on the beach in slow motion is the only requirement.

Same same

I swim like a rock!

King Kong or Godzilla?

Godzilla, nothing against Kong but Zilla is a force of nature Apocalypse.

What do you imagine doing 10 years from now?

Playing with grand kids, hopefully!

How about you? Whats Nuke doing in 2027?

Resting comfortably in a casket, death by too much sex.

If you are a smoker, how long does a pack typically last you?

2 1/2 days, typically.
Used to be a pack a day when i smoked at work/came home and drank.

How long does a loaf of bread last you?

I do love a good sandwich so about 3-4 days, I usually get 4 loaves and put a couple in the freezer.

Same same

3-4 days. The spouse doesnt mess with it but my kid does, little runt. 😠

What kind of cereal do you get?

I like Frosted Flakes, big time!
My kid buys different stuff all the time.

SQ, whats your cereal fixation?

Banana Nut Crunch takes top priority, then always have to have Honey Nut Cheerios, and Special K Fruit & Yogurt is essential.

If I looked under your bed, what would I see?

A dust bunny or two. I dont store anything under there.

Whatcha got under the bed, bro?

I have absolutely nothing under my bed, no Sir not a single solitary thing, it would just be an enormous waste of your time and energy to look under there, so yeah let's go over here now...

Last time you had to take your car in for service?