Favorite Movie Quotes thread!

"THIS IS MY GIFT, MY CURSE; WHO AM I? I'M SPIDERMAN"

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are
people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...
morons."

matrix 1-listen to me copper top, we aint got time for questions

matrix 2- everything the french guy says, i think merovingian

matrix 3-(of course its only from trailor) u give me d eyes of d oracle and i will give u your "saviour"-again that french guy

But you know what fine really means Freakout Insecure Neurotic Emotional.
the Italian job
sorry i forgot who said it

"choose life, choose a job, choose a career, choose a family, choose a f*... big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc and electrica can openers...
choose good health, low colesterol... choose your friends
choose watching stupid shows and wonder who da f*... u are on a sunday morning...
choose your feature...
choose life... but why would they want to do a thing like that??
i choose not to choose life... i choose something else
the reasons?? there are no reasons when u have heroine..."

belldandy>What movie is that from?

Ghost Dog:
"Among the maxims on Lord Naoshige's wall, there was this one: "Matters of great concern should be treated lightly." Master Ittei commented, "Matters of small concern should be treated seriously.""

Monty Python and the Holy Grail :
MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.
(the mortician hits the dead person) [whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.

"I shot Marvin in the face!" -Vince, Pulp Fiction

Monty Python & the Holy Grail :
LAUNCELOT: Concorde! Concorde, speak to me! (reads) "To whoever finds this note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle." At last! A call, a cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain!
CONCORDE: Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir.
LAUNCELOT: Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!
CONCORDE: Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, I see.
CONCORDE: Actually, I think I'm all right to come with you--
LAUNCELOT: No, no, sweet Concorde! Stay here! I will send help (...)
CONCORDE: No, I feel fine, actually, sir.
LAUNCELOT: Farewell, sweet Concorde!
CONCORDE: I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah.*

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Tim : So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with its nasty big pointy teeth.

kes??
that quote its from "trainspotting", a british film
havent u see it?? its grate!!

Oh yeh I've seen it. Its ok. Expected better.

ENGLISH MOTHER ****ER- DO YOU SPEAK IT

Mind if i have some of this tasty beverage to wash down this burger?

Somebody stole my juice money 🙁

first two were jules, third one was....guess 💃

"Life is like a box of swiss chocolates, you don't know what you'd get" said by Forrest from Forrest Gump.

That's my fave because it's kinda true in a way!!

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

"Frankly my dear i dont give a ****" 2pac poetic justice

''A bird in a hand is better than two in a bush......i have no bird, i have no bush.......God has taken my bird and my bush!'' -Bruce almighty

if it includes songs then:
a friend in needs a friend indeed
a friend with weed is better
a friend with breasts and all the rest
a friend who's dressed in leather
(pure morning - placebo)

Gladiator

"The time for honoring yourself will soon come to an end."

"Zed's dead honey, Zed's dead"

Bruce Willis in what else, Pulp Fiction

Jimmy: When you come pulling in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said dead nig.ger storage?
Vincent: Jimmy, you know I didn't see no sh**.
Jimmy: Did you notice a sign in the front of my house that said dead nig.ger storage?
Vincent: No, I didn't.
Jimmyt: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Vincent: Why?
Jimmy: Cause it ain't there, cause storing dead f***ing nig.gers ain't my f***ing business, that's why?

-Pulp Fiction