The quote in my sig is my favorite but here is another one I like:
"For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat."
-Hattori Hanzo (Kill Bill vol.1)
-When you marooned me on that god-forsaken spit of land, you forgot 1 very imporatant thing mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
-Thats what a ship is, you know, not a keel and a hold and a deck and sails, thats what a ship needs-but what a ship is-what the Black Pearl really is-is freedom...
-nanananananana...and really bad eggs...drink up me earties yo-ho!!
almost any quote from blazing saddles like this one...
HEDLEY LAMARR: I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes.
TAGGART: What do you want me to do, sir?
HEDLEY LAMARR: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, .. muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thiefs, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and Methodists! (laughs maniacally)