THE BATTLE OF X-EVERMORE
Originally posted by Zahit
The white queen used her mind,
And then she made them go.
The Phoenix of Jean embraced Havok,
And blasted all the orcs.Oh, Wolverine in the night,
Slicing up orcs till light.The Dark Lord kills X-force tonight
And comics will heal us all.Oh, throw down your visor go,
Rest not and blast the trolls.Side by side we snikt the might
Of the darkest of them all.I hear the bamf and thunder,
Rogue in the valley below.
I'm waiting for the Angel of Worthington,
Waiting for the Phoenix's glow.The Colossus of the valley holds
The fists of destructiveness,
The ground is rich from Magma's care,
The orcs, do not forget, no, no.Oh, Wolverine in the night,
Slicing up orcs till light.The goblins turn to blue and black,
Juggernaut's boots are red.Oh Banshee decides to cry,
The decibels start to fly.The sky is filled with Iceman's ramps,
And Xavier's mind will know.Oh, well, Wolverine's gone,
The Nazgul made him pass slow.
Cyclop's eyes on the sunrise,
Blasting like the eastern glow.The Magneto cannot exceed,
The woe of PIS.
Colossus will shake the castle wall,
The X-Men ride in black, Ride on.Storm will be a ho, (Ride on)
Use powers she didn't have befo.Nightcrawler can't be seen at night
Iceman makes them cold.Oh, Wolverine in the night,
Slicing up orcs till light.Illyana's magik will force the writer,
To bring Colossus back.
Bring him back.At last Phoenix is shining,
Storm's clouds of blue roll by,
With flames from Sunfire and Magma
The Dark Lord sees Scott's eyes.Bring him back. Bring him back.
Bring him back. Bring him back.
Oh now, Oh now, Oh now, Oh.
Oh now, Oh now, Oh now...
Bring him back. Bring him back.
Bring him back. Bring him back.......
Originally posted by nimbus006
ACTUALLY Orcs are weakened by sunlight Why do you think Saruman created Uruks... obviously they are stronger but can also travel by day. And why do you think Sauron created a cloud of Darkness over the battlefield in the Battle of Pelenor fields... check the books why the hell do u think there is ash covering Mordor, why do you think there are orcs in the Mines of Moria... trust me look at any reference you want they are weakened
ACTUALLY you're wrong. That is for trolls. Orcs ambushed Isildur and his three sons on the Gladden fields during the day, WHILE he had the One ring and killed them all. Trolls, as well, are only agitated by the sunlight, as stated on page 473 (Of my book at least) "... they could endure the sun, so long as the will of Sauron held sway over them."
The darkness simply aids the dark armies, and makes it harder for the humans to fight, it is also a form of intimidation.
Hey, Swanky, sorry about the earlier confusion. I just read what I wrote last, and I meant to say "70 degrees ABOVE Absolute Zero." I think I was just thinking too fast when I wrote it.
Sorry about that, not below it. Just slightly above it.
And Colossus's organic steel does not rust. It's part of his mutation. Even though it's still, because it is some unknown, organic steel, it has different properties that don't allow it to rust under any conditions.
And I've seen guys defend an argument before, but this Wolverine business is just getting tedious. Wolverine WILL die with enough arrows and swords in him. When vital organs are struck, he takes much longer to recover than normal. So imagine a volley of arrows showering Wolverine. At least 50% of those will hit vital organs. And don't forget his neck, or his mouth, or his eyes. There are many targets on Wolverine that can be exploited.
And honestly, I'm not just defending Colossus because I like him, but pouring lava on him would do nothing but slow him down a bit. The temperature of lava is usually about 700-1,250 degrees Celsius, which is 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit. Only temperatures 12,000+ would harm Colossus, melting his organic steel body.
Originally posted by MetalmanxBut what if he sinks miles into the Earth?
And honestly, I'm not just defending Colossus because I like him, but pouring lava on him would do nothing but slow him down a bit. The temperature of lava is usually about 700-1,250 degrees Celsius, which is 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit. Only temperatures 12,000+ would harm Colossus, melting his organic steel body.
It's cool, Kontraz. I was just trying to throw that fact out there.
And to Swanky. Even miles into the Earth wouldn't faze Colossus at all. The only way he would be hurt is if he made it all the way to the Earth's core, which is approximately 12,600 degrees Fahrenheit. Only at the core would he melt. But anywhere between the surface and the core, he'd be okay.
Originally posted by Metalmanx
It's cool, Kontraz. I was just trying to throw that fact out there.And to Swanky. Even miles into the Earth wouldn't faze Colossus at all. The only way he would be hurt is if he made it all the way to the Earth's core, which is approximately 12,600 degrees Fahrenheit. Only at the core would he melt. But anywhere between the surface and the core, he'd be okay.
He'd just be kinda stuck.
wolverine888 is right to an extent.
in wolverines second solo book (as patch) he went through pretty much a whole pluton of guys with guns and knifes.
he also took out a group of terrorist using aks.
that being said orcs with swords and arrows are gonna have one hell of a time taking out wolverine.
and the idea of juggernaut getting taken down by arrows is just realy,realy,stupid
Originally posted by MetalmanxBut he has a limit to how long he can stay in his metal form. And if he sinks too deep or gets pulled into a lava current or something and can't get out, he may just die in the lavaflows. He can't really see though the lava so finding a wall, let alone one solid enough to climb, could be rough.
It's cool, Kontraz. I was just trying to throw that fact out there.And to Swanky. Even miles into the Earth wouldn't faze Colossus at all. The only way he would be hurt is if he made it all the way to the Earth's core, which is approximately 12,600 degrees Fahrenheit. Only at the core would he melt. But anywhere between the surface and the core, he'd be okay.
Back to Colossus losing to trolls with clubs... Yea, hes 100+ tons in lifting baby. Troll tries to hit him with a club, he catches it and uses the troll as one. No idea if a Wraith blade would affect Colossus or Juggernaut... They're not lightsaberian or anything, normal metal stops em, so I'm saying no.
And on a side note, if say Magma melted half of the ground underneath Barad-dur (leaving the ground on a slant), simple physics say it would fall over... What then? Seeing as this has never happened, would it fall over and be destroyed as a normal tower, would it fall and stay intact, or would it just float?
And since this is Middle Earth, and the poles aren't screwed up by Magneto, long range telepathy is possible by Xavier. So couldn't Xavier hang back, telepathically find Frodo with the ring, and send Quicksilver or anyone with traveling abilities to go get it and put it into Mt. Doom? (don't hate me, I'm trying)