If I was a dictator, the B!tchland would be...

Started by lil bitchiness20 pages

If I was a dictator, the B!tchland would be...

Ok so Ush gave me a great idea, to make a thread about what the B!tch land would be like, if i was a dictator...

I have included members of the KMC I hope no one gets offended, its only for fun....i have arranged the jobs and ranks i would assign to certain members of KMC in my dictatorship.

I have done this one the bases of whos good at what, obviously, i would want to create my dictatorship stronger, so the jobs would be handed out as i would see would benefit my empire...
Lets presume all these people are my most trusted and loyal men/women....
Many of them are mods on KMC, so obviously they are good at leadership skills as it is, to be proclaimed moderators.

So basically this is how i would structure my dictatorship...

lil bitchiness - I would be the dictator. No democracy and no compromise!

Raz - I get on with Raz really well as it is, but that in this case is absolutely irrelevant, but since, he is already a leader in a sense, he would be my private secretary...😮‍💨 I was thiking of giving him the job of being the leader of my propaganda machine, but that would require extra work for him...its quality i require...

yerssot - the head of my propaganda machine. This includes the TV, newspapers, books...etc. Sensorship!! Crutial.
Propaganda is very important for any dictatorship..so mine too.... And since yerss is good at bullshiting, this would be the perfect job for him...(its a compliment yers 😉 )

Ushgarak - Seeing how this is a dictatorship it is vital for us to mass mobilize, so I would have Ushgarak as the military leader, of the B!tchland army , responsible for the mass mobilizing!! yey! (you can see that turning out well...teehee )He would pick the apropriate people to work for him...id have to aprove of course! Fire should be there somewhere in all the military talk...

BackFire - head of secret police...for all those who dare to oppose the lil bitchiness (all dictatorships had one, i want one too, have diegocala there is a MUST)

Badkittykitty - head of the minister of Health and is authorised to issue instructions to medical organissations of the governemnt ( got to have smart beautiful woman to be in charge of health...very crutial)

Tex - my forgein minister (so he'll be abroad somewhere most of the time...😛 ) also keeping it cool with countries arround...he has a great judgment, im trusting he wont get us into trouble of any kind...

The Omega - in charge of education...also requiers propaganda, and children will be thought what i decide they are to know...

Mechmoggy - I think i'll have good ol' Mech there in charge of economics...he will be the head, there will be other people working for him, such as Dave123...its gonna be more of a ''funny economy'' 😑

silver_tears - she will be head of a ''workers union''. Of course there isnt going to be one, this is only for purpose of people thinking that they are being listened to and have some freedom...since people like her, they will believe her...that should reduce strikes and unneccesarry BackFire resolutions which would = many people hurt.

burlyman - there to make feel the rest of us feel REALLY smart 😐

All of the people above will have people who will work for them...

So...the life in B!tchland....

We would be mass mobalising because thats what dictatorship do...well most of them anyway, but that doesnt mean we are getting ready for war...not if Tex doesnt throw a Diva tantum at some conferance...then we're screwd...
Severe sensorhip, so nothing bad about me or about B!tchland is to be saidor implied at any point...
Education is going to be important, but people will learn what i decide it is suitable...
Hopefully economy would be ok..ermm we have Mech and Dave on there....i know money would go on Ush and his army...but...yeah...thats dictatorship for you

Any one who dares oppose will be dealt with by BackFire and the secret police...dont even bother trying to rise against me 😑

People would be made to believe that they have some kind of freedom when in fact they have no say and no influence in anything! People should be satisfied...

My dictatorship will have no discrimination of any kind, discrimination leads to groups of people rebelling and such, which will result in many people killed, and thats a nono as well...unless you try and raise against me nono then you are gonna ''dissapear mysteriously''...

😮‍💨 Ladies and Gentelmen welcome to the B!tchland!

I think it is vital for the security of B!tchland that we invade our socialist neighbours, Leftoto.

*sits behind desk looking important* 😎

Can I have a job? Please.

😂 quite a read lil, quite a read 😂

and worth the wait ✅

Ok, jacksparrow22 - Tex's supervisor....to make up for lack of Tex in B!tchland! ✅

She will supervise him from afar...and suck up all the glory 😄👆

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Ok, [b]jacksparrow22 - tex's supervisor....to make up for lack of tex in B!tchland! ✅

She will supervise him from afar...and suck up all the glory 😄👆 [/B]

oh yes😮‍💨thumbs_up

Originally posted by Ushgarak
I think it is vital for the security of B!tchland that we invade our socialist neighbours, Leftoto.

OMG!!! 😂

Leftoto!! 😂

Damn dangerous, those Leftotans...

😂

what the feck is a leftotan 🤨

A person from Letftoto, duh...

See, this is why *I* head the army...

this sounds cool!

can i be something!!!!???

mmmmmmmmmm

What if someone kills you with A POSION cigar 👿

I know it didn't work for the CIA but it might work for me.

Also you will need a Intelligence agency 🙂

Originally posted by Ushgarak
A person from Letftoto, duh...

See, this is why *I* head the army...

There was no one else as disciplined as you, Ush. I was thinking about puting you as an advisor of some kind, because of your broad knowledge...in...well..everything 😑 but then my army wouldnt have anyone....so you head the army!

Leftoto is gonna pay...for being so...left! 😠

ok does anyone ever feel they are being ingnored

i wonder what i can getaway with
mmmmmmmmm

aa i am going to bed to have sex
bye

This is another absurd pointless thread! Why are the moderators permiting this? Really Raz needs to put a STOP TO THIS!

Originally posted by Xena fan
This is another absurd pointless thread! Why are the moderators permiting this? Really Raz needs to put a STOP TO THIS!

🤨 what the f*ck!!!!! a MODERATOR (ush) gave her the idea to make this thread! quit telling them how to do their jobs and go back to your xena thread and not into threads made by people that you clearly have pissed off and may or may not highly dislike you! for gods sake!!!! 😠

Originally posted by jacksparrow22
🤨 what the f*ck!!!!! a MODERATOR (ush) gave her the idea to make this thread! quit telling them how to do their jobs and go back to your xena thread and not into threads made by people that you clearly have pissed off and may or may not highly dislike you! for gods sake!!!! 😠

Okay! You need to step back from me! Im only GIVING MY OPINION! i Have nothing to say to YOU anymore!