If I was a dictator, the B!tchland would be...

Started by AliasNeo1520 pages

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Hey lils can I be the Head Chef of B!tch land? I'm real good at quietly eliminating enemies of the state during fancy dinners, if you get my drift 😉

Oh, of course....

Make sure no one poisons my main people cry or i'll be overthrown....

Don't worry, I won't let any harm come to the Diva or his fellows 😎 *mixes various vials of liquid*

😖hifty: sounds like fun

Don't make me poison you 😛
j/k
It is, believe me, it is 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Xena fan
Okay! You need to step back from me! Im only GIVING MY OPINION! i Have nothing to say to YOU anymore!
As the head of the minister of Health everyone needs to step away from Xena fan I am quarantining her * hands out bio-hazard protection to the public*

OMG thas so funny!!!!!!!!! 😂

😂 😂 😂

Can I be part of b!tchland?

Well this is thread really is a breath of fresh lils. A political thread that isnt really political now thats SMART! ✅ 👆

I volunteer to keep the zoo's and animals in order. That way your your public will adore you for giving them somewhere to go on the holidays.
Also I'll train the tigers and wolves to eat leftotans... 😎

Re: If I was a dictator, the B!tchland would be...

ermm Um... I don' t really like/enjoy the life in B!tchland. Where's the most neighbouring airport?

*assasinates ugly people*

Re: Re: If I was a dictator, the B!tchland would be...

Originally posted by Storm
ermm Um... I don' t really like/enjoy the life in B!tchland. Where's the most neighbouring airport?

*sees first post*
oh, but Storm, you have no idea how great life is here! See, recent comments made it seem she was a dictator, but that's not true! a dictatorship is when people get oppressed, but in this wonderful country things are so well and people so happy! it's the best that could have happen to us!

Thats why there's no airport Storm. Just keep drining the water you'll soon be as happy as everyone else... 🤓

see! yet another good thing about lil bit, she provides a lot of good quality water for us!

A dictatorship is established for no other reason than to make the rest SUFFER. A repressive government has really caused all the problems in this country.

I will not be indoctrinated.

*signals to BF to take shaber down*
Really? Care to talk about this in my office?

ermm no