If I was a dictator, the B!tchland would be...

*and storm too*

I'll just nip out and get the tigers ready they probalby will want feeding about now....

Only the important people may be happy, the others must grovel 😎

praywhip

Yes Mistress *grovels...*

*pets baylin* very good 😎
*sits behind desk pretending to be busy* 😊

Leftotan subversion is reaching unacceptable levels. I recommend invasion.

I support unless I have to do anything diva

I'll get the tigers ready they like Leftotans!

When are you considered to be a "Leftotan"?

Gee, these people of yours need education courses, Lil!

Leftotans are people FROM neighbouring socialist country Leftoto, Storm.

I think Sils is in charge of education Ush

Phew, I' m safe.
But still *sneaks to the airport*.

There is no airport! Here have a glass of water... 😖hifty:

No, though we should probably buy Lil an escape helicopter.

Cant she just have a hole in the ground stocked up with lots of chocolate...

What??? No airport? 😱
Fine, I' ll leave by car then.

Why do you want to leave our beautiful banana-producing paradise?

I question the policies of this government.

Oh Storm dont go around questioning things. Questions lead to answers and most people dont like the answers they get so become unhappy. If you just accept what is you can live in blissful ignorance! 😖

Storm, do we have to call Backfire in on you?

What policies do you have trouble with?