If I was a dictator, the B!tchland would be...

Woo-hoo!

(runs off to get plans and bring them to private quarters)

Originally posted by Baylin
Ah the blessed reassurance that somethings dont change! 😛

darn tootin 😎

nonono, we don't invade people. Really!
those people who claim we are invading Leftoto are utterly wrong!

the FACT is that we ARE treatened by the terrorists Leftoto harbors, it is our duty, our deving RIGHT to strike out to our enemies before they can use wapons of mass destruction AGAINST us!

I say we put all the children that aren't smart into the work force ✅
This way they can work and start harvesting the bananas needed to fund our invasion 🥷

Ok, so your dictator and the head of the army will be discussing....matters!

We'll be back after we reach some sort of a decision of what to do with that damn leftoto!

I still say that Rightoto is much more dangerous 🥷
After all, they do live 9 years more ✅

Originally posted by yerssot
nonono, we don't invade people. Really!
those people who claim we are invading Leftoto are utterly wrong!

the FACT is that we ARE treatened by the terrorists Leftoto harbors, it is our duty, our deving RIGHT to strike out to our enemies before they can use wapons of mass destruction AGAINST us!

yerss, if i really ruled somewhere, be sure i'd hire you to lead my propaganda 😎

at this moment, we are researching which diplomatic forces we can use to convince them to stop harvesting terrorists 😄

Rightoto? What a SILLY name for a country!

(giggles)

(goes off to see Lil)

First question, your eminence- will you be requiring slaves...

Well tell that to them ✅
In fact I say we send Tex in to deal with them, if he gets killed good riddance, errrrrrr I mean darn 😇

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
yerss, if i really ruled somewhere, be sure i'd hire you to lead my propaganda 😎

I think you mean Rightambia, Irene.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I say we put all the children that aren't smart into the work force ✅
This way they can work and start harvesting the bananas needed to fund our invasion 🥷

*donates children* Here's these are young and should serve you well for a few years!

*Starts training for the coming Leftoto opression release campaign*2guns I'm ready when you need me Mr Ush Sir!

Slaves are always welcome. People to work with no pay is always good and in favour!

Sure thing!

Though I meant... 'personal' slaves...

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Sure thing!

Though I meant... 'personal' slaves...

Slaves are alays welcome...the more personal, the better!! 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Ushgarak
I think you mean Rightambia, Irene.

either or 😎
*goes back to doing nothing and making top dollar* diva

and if lil doesn't want them I need some people to fan me, curlers

what we mean of course is that there are always people who want to serve their country without wanting to get a money-reward

Originally posted by yerssot
what we mean of course is that there are always people who want to serve their country without wanting to get a money-reward

I knew there was a reason why you are one of my top 3 henchmen!

Originally posted by yerssot
what we mean of course is that there are always people who want to serve their country without wanting to get a money-reward

Like me! A bowl of dog food once a day and the occasional Leftotan and I'm happy as Larry 😄