If I was a dictator, the B!tchland would be...

😂

Mech darling make me a Spotted Dick

My first action will be to raise council tax in Burnham to £1000 per month per household, and £2000 for those with children still at school.

That'll learn ya. 😛

Oh Mech, I like, I like!!😱

That should pay for Ush's massive raise in budget! ermm

Neat...

BTW, does our beautiful President have a husband?

cry No!

That position is still open!! 😎

Hot damn!

(starts leaving subtle hints around about army chiefs making good husbands)

😱

You are playing a dangerous game here Ush! Proceed...

*demands that all army activity is reported to her privately by Ush*

So noted!

(starts taking care of small problems for Lil)

What am I, chopped liver?😬

*passes new law*

Any other woman interested in Ush in MY dictatorship shall disappear mysteriously diva

damn...where is BF. I want to start invading!!

Heheheh... any chance we can discuss the invasion plans in your private quarters, Lil?

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
What am I, chopped liver?😬

Its my dream dictatorship cry Dont take that away from me..

Originally posted by mechmoggy
My first action will be to raise council tax in Burnham to £1000 per month per household, and £2000 for those with children still at school.

That'll learn ya. 😛

Only there is a lot to discuss...

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
What am I, chopped liver?😬

well prepare for war

tomcat

Please lil bitchiness we have the permission of the United Nations to invade you

I am live is a country which is democratic and it has freedom of speach and we have decided to go to war with Ira.... i mean B!tch land due to the fact you might have Weapons of mass destruction 😱

Ha ha

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Its my dream dictatorship cry Dont take that away from me..

😄 Okay!

Originally posted by burlyman
you are my henchman 😮‍💨

Okay, so I'm Burly's henchman!!! 😄 So, what exactly does that entail? 😕 Am I fed pizza?

You buy the pizza! 😠

So lils do you think I'm dedicated enough to the cause for you to make me the Zoo keeper and be in charge of all teh dangerous animals?

TH - Probably so long as you like banana pizza...