"7. gay marriage is not supported by religion. in a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. that's why we have only one religion in america."
WTF? We don't have one religion in america, Have you ever heard of a group of people called "jews". Believe it or not, but there are some people in the US who aren't christian. muslims, jews, buddhists, hinduists, atheists, scientoligists, zionists, pagans etc. If we had only one religion in america then it wouldn't be free country (well with the patriot act it kinda no longer is). According to the constitution itself it would be unconstitutional to establish one religion in the US. Where the hell did you get the idea that everyone in the US has one unanimous religious belief? Just because gay marriage is blasphemous in your religion, don't impose it on everyone.
"9. legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. people may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract."
If someone wants to marry a dog, let them f*ckin' marry a dog! No one invited you to the wedding, if you don't like then just look away!
"12. civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name, are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. separate schools for african-americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will."
No it didn't, why the hell do you think we had a civil rights movement! Where the hell have you been for the last 200 years of american history!
If gays are allowed to have civil unions why not allow them to have full marriage benefits. How does this affect you, why do you wish to sigmatize gays from the rest of society. why? What have gays done to you to make you want to strip them from the rights that you and I hold dearly. Why do you not allow gays hold those rights as you and I do. In Florida gays can't adopt, they can't adopt! I can adopt and so can you, but when a homosexual adopts a child then the moral fiber of america crumbles! after 9/11, after this war, you're going to worry about this, this isn't killing hundreds of americans every day!
Why is that if a guy turns out to be gay, every man around him goes like: 'He doesn't bother me, unless he hurts me." Typical straight guy thinking. Why do they all think everyone wants them? Just because a guy likes guys, it doesn't mean he loves all the guys. Gays have taste. Sorry, I've overreacted this... 🙄
Originally posted by Catherine CSI
Why is that if a guy turns out to be gay, every man around him goes like: 'He doesn't bother me, unless he hurts me." Typical straight guy thinking. Why do they all think everyone wants them? Just because a guy likes guys, it doesn't mean he loves all the guys. Gays have taste. Sorry, I've overreacted this... 🙄
Hurts or wants? Is that the same thing?
A quote from the great and controversial comedy series, Brass Eye:
"Oh, Ben Fetch was totally gay. He was as gay as a window."
"What's wrong with being gay?"
"Homosexuals can't swim. They attract enemy radar, they attract sharks. They request to sit at the Captain's table. They get up late. They mess about, they also nudge people whilst they are firing guns. Imagine....the fear, of going to bed on a boat full of gay men and wondering 'My God, will I wake up and find everybody dead?'"
-AC
Mr. Garrison(south park): "Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand? "
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
You know whats really amazing. That some people STILL believe original post was serious.
I find it not so much amazing, as I do completely frightening.
If people can't figure out that it's satire, they are either too thick to get it (which is scarey) or can't see the humour past their own beliefs (whether predjudiced or not). Not being able to understand the meaning of something because you have already decided what it is trying to say is truly a frightening thing.
i think that most of these people just jump the gun and dont fully read the first post. they see the title, think it's serious, glaze over the 'reasons', which, if the less conspicuous ones are read, could seem believeable...considering the bible beating scum that think this shit up...i can see how the mistake could be made.
i have read equally ridiculous shit written in all seriousness.
Originally posted by KharmaDog
So what you are saying is that people are commenting on something that they haven't taken the time to read? That's a little nauseating in itself.
not that i justify it. i just dont think that anyone is dumb enough to thoroughly read that post and conclude that its genuine, thats all. well, certain people excluded.PVS 💃