Batman vs Spiderman

ebonyblade1 you are an idiot. You can not beat a bear in a fight. Maybe you could scare one away if it doesn't really feel like being bothered with you, but you cannot beat a bear. You are not bigger than most unless you weigh 600 pounds, which I doubt. In any case you Batman fanboys are all crazy. He's good but not that good.

he's better.

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Well then if spiderman starts jumping around he goes on the offensive and wait for you to come to him. If he can not read your moves as he stated once he feels the air around him and act according to the attacker.

Oh boy...

Did I just say something that is not true or did I just kill the scenario where spiderman just starts jumping around and start pounding batman's head. Or was this something you never knew batman could do? And people say batman's martial arts training is not going to do anything to spiderman. 🙂

Escape from spiderman's webbing easy, you see there is a thing called acid that can burn through organic matter.

Retreating ? Regrouping ? Spider-Man is way faster than Batman, Batman has virtually no chance of escaping.

And yet batman has escaped the people who would make spiderman look like a slow poke. I think you see my dilemma.

Oh.. before I forget, batman is way way way way way smarter than spiderman can ever hope to be. Spiderman is smart but he is not black panther smart and black panther is said to be as smart as the batman which I highly doubt.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Bob batman will never have any super powers if that is what you are going for. But the fact is he gots what it takes to beat the day lights out of Spiderman.

Just look at the beating he got from darksied. (with the help of motherbox).

Spiderman is smart but batman makes him look like he is still in kindergarten.

Everybody the batman fights is his superior in basically in every way. Why because they are all meta's. Now what does this meta mean it means they have a gift that only they can perform better than any normal person.

The webbing is just going to spiderman a false sense of security because batman is going to get out of it.

Well then if spiderman starts jumping around he goes on the offensive and wait for you to come to him. If he can not read your moves as he stated once he feels the air around him and act according to the attacker. (And here is where pressure points really come into play) now will it be an easy win no, do I see batman retreating and regrouping yes

The same way he took out starro controlling the flash. Start freezing the air temperature. That is the air you breathe.

And Batman taking a beating from Darkseid? In a sentence? What do you people see in this guy?.....

And yeah, sure, Bats makes the guy that composed webbing strong enough to hold the likes of Rogue the X-man in his room from childhood look like he's still in kindergarden. And now Bats can move on to make Reed Richards look like a third grader....

And usually when Batman fights metahumans he has a little thing called PREP TIME, maybe I overlooked a disclaimer when I read the rules of the fight but, didn't it clearly state that this was a non-prep battle? And Spidey outclasses Bat in ways that guys in Batman's rogue gallery can only imagine.

And Batman can use the air around him to track Spidey's movements huh? And Spidey's supposed to be the most agile character in either Marvel or DC brand? Nah. I can't see Batman using the air around him as a useful tracking method for a guy that very rarely knows what he himself is going to do next. Not to mention that Spidey knows that Bats is going to do something before Bats does. And Spidey's superhuman durability eliminates the so-called usefulness of Batman's knowledge of pressure points, they're pretty much ineffective.

And Batman breaking out of Spidey's webbing would have to make him more than human, and, obviously, this is not so (despite what numerous comics may try and tell you.)

And Batman couldn't freeze the air around Spidey fast enough before getting blitzed. Remember, the big stuff that Batman carries for JLU missions is usually for JLU missions only, or when something big goes down in Gotham, this goes especially for when Batman is dropped into a non-prep fight with the same guy that nearly beat his greatest foe to death on more than one occasion.

Originally posted by StrawNilla
First of all, physically Bats couldn't get Spidey to say "Ow!" much less beat the daylights out of him. Spidey has him outclassed in EVERY physical aspect.

And Batman taking a beating from Darkseid? In a sentence? What do you people see in this guy?.....

And yeah, sure, Bats makes the guy that composed webbing strong enough to hold the likes of Rogue the X-man in his room from childhood look like he's still in kindergarden. And now Bats can move on to make Reed Richards look like a third grader....

And usually when Batman fights metahumans he has a little thing called PREP TIME, maybe I overlooked a disclaimer when I read the rules of the fight but, didn't it clearly state that this was a non-prep battle? And Spidey outclasses Bat in ways that guys in Batman's rogue gallery can only imagine.

And Batman can use the air around him to track Spidey's movements huh? And Spidey's supposed to be the most agile character in either Marvel or DC brand? Nah. I can't see Batman using the air around him as a useful tracking method for a guy that very rarely knows what he himself is going to do next. Not to mention that Spidey knows that Bats is going to do something before Bats does. And Spidey's superhuman durability eliminates the so-called usefulness of Batman's knowledge of pressure points, they're pretty much ineffective.

And Batman breaking out of Spidey's webbing would have to make him more than human, and, obviously, this is not so (despite what numerous comics may try and tell you.)

And Batman couldn't freeze the air around Spidey fast enough before getting blitzed. Remember, the big stuff that Batman carries for JLU missions is usually for JLU missions only, or when something big goes down in Gotham, this goes especially for when Batman is dropped into a non-prep fight with the same guy that nearly beat his greatest foe to death on more than one occasion.

very well put.

Batman need prep time.

look what bane did to him now add , speed , a mind , and webs you get a better result.

I'm pretty sure they mean Batman from his own comic and not the Batman from JLA that beats Flash in footraces, makes Superman bleed in a game of knuckles (You know, try to dodge your opponents knuckle hits but if your opponent fakes you out and you dodge, they get a free hit), out fights Wonder Woman, outclasses Manhunter's outclassing, and out wills Green Lanterns.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Did I just say something that is not true or did I just kill the scenario where spiderman just starts jumping around and start pounding batman's head. Or was this something you never knew batman could do? And people say batman's martial arts training is not going to do anything to spiderman. 🙂

Escape from spiderman's webbing easy, you see there is a thing called acid that can burn through organic matter.

And yet batman has escaped the people who would make spiderman look like a slow poke. I think you see my dilemma.

Oh.. before I forget, batman is way way way way way smarter than spiderman can ever hope to be. Spiderman is smart but he is not black panther smart and black panther is said to be as smart as the batman which I highly doubt.

And it would be hard for Batman to try and reach for any acid spurting weapon with his arms pinned to his sides....

And by "guys who would make Spiderman look like a slow poke" you mean Supes and the Flash right? Because referring to just about anyone in his own rogues gallery, or Nightwing, Batgirl, or Robin is as laughable a statement as they come. And Batman WOULD NOT escape from the likes of pretty much any speedster without the exploitation of some weakness or some seriously powerful gadget, anything besides that is nothing more than PIS, CIS, or both.

And Batman isn't way, way, way, way, way smarter than Spidey, and neither is Black Panther. Granted, both are smarter, but they in no way make Spidey look like some dummy. But, it's a common misconception to think so. I mean, guys like Bats and BP have a wide array of gadgetry and economical power, Spidey relies on wits alone, his speed, his strength, durability, will, luck, etc. to pull him through.

Originally posted by kgkg
very well put.

Batman need prep time.

look what bane did to him now add , speed , a mind , and webs you get a better result.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich

Just look at the beating he got from darksied. (with the help of motherbox).

Exactly He had Mother Box having a shield around him so he was being protected a whole lot. Which shows you how strong Mother Box is.

Even Batman said that Mother Box couldn't take much more, and if it went out he was finished. He basically got Darkseid to let Supegirl leave, and not to follow her, and to stop beating up on him by threating to blow up Darkseid's planet. If Darkseid hadn't of stopped he would have killed Batman after breaking through Mother Box's shield.

This is for ebonyblade1

What the HELL are you talking about BEATING a BEAR you are all talk no action. If you want to prove it then go get a Video Camera and record it while the BEAR kill's you helplessly.

I'll say it again BATMAN is a DEAD MEAT. He is only human and DC is the BIGGEST FANBOYS I've ever seen.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Did I just say something that is not true or did I just kill the scenario where spiderman just starts jumping around and start pounding batman's head.

Escape from spiderman's webbing easy, you see there is a thing called acid that can burn through organic matter.

This takes time you know, and don't say : Only four seconds !, because Spider-Man only needs half a second second to beat his lights out, and you know it.

And yet batman has escaped the people who would make spiderman look like a slow poke. I think you see my dilemma.

Spiderman is right below a genius Batman is slightly above.

Sorry, but it was too stupid to reply.

This takes time you know, and don't say : Only four seconds !, because Spider-Man only needs half a second second to beat his lights out, and you know it.

I say less the four seconds because batman has the best of everything.

Did he do that with or without any (lame) tricks, or did he just outrun them lol.

Yeah tricks are the only way to go if you want out in a fight.

Batman was punched by superman pre-crisis this superman who by the way gave superman quite a beating. Punched batman and batman survived now a punch from someone like spiderman is surpose to kill batman in one punch. Lets face it even if spider gathers all his strength it still will not equal the said superman who was a little bit ticked.

Put the ten ton strength down for it is obvious that batmans suit can protect him from it. Provided he gets away and then come back. Which he always does when he is fighting someone whom he has never see before.

So you see spiderman wins a temporally win the first round but looses every thing the second.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Because you know it is true.

I say less the four seconds because batman has the best of everything.

Yeah tricks are the only way to go if you want out in a fight.

Batman was punched by superman pre-crisis this superman who by the way gave superman quite a beating. Punched batman and batman survived now a punch from someone like spiderman is surpose to kill batman in one punch. Lets face it even if spider gathers all his strength it still will not equal the said superman who was a little bit ticked.

Put the ten ton strength down for it is obvious that batmans suit can protect him from it. Provided he gets away and then come back. Which he always does when he is fighting someone whom he has never see before.

So you see spiderman wins a temporally win the first round but looses every thing the second.

I'll agree with you on one point: Tricks are the only way to go when it comes to Bats facing down Spidey when Spidey *clears throat* OUTCLASSES BATMAN IN EVERY PHYSICAL ASPECT!

And Batman surviving a punch from pre-crisis Superman? That's beyond beyond stupid and proves the just how overrated Bruce is. But, I suppose that anybody with a fortune and hi-tech gadgets could take punches from a planet-juggler 🙄.

And no matter which way you slice it, each battle between the two (no matter how many) will ALWAYS be a non-prep battle, no pauses between each battle, no breaks to read up on a character's history, none of that. I won't try and counteract a statement such as Batman taking punches from pre-crisis Superman and Batman giving him quite a beating with anything more than: It's crap. Full-fledged, no half-steppin', profound CRAP. And Batman using any martial arts technique that he could execute that Spidey couldn't execute with MUCH greater precision and damage is utter crap as well. Just comparing the two's ACTUAL abilities with or without the assistance of an adrenaline boost and taking into perspective that Spidey possesses gifted level knowledge is more than enough proof of Batman suffering an untimely demise rather shortly into the matchup. Spidey's too fast and unpredictable to even attempt to track by the air surrounding him, he's too strong, durable, and aware to have any full-fledged physical attack countered by the likes of Batman physically or with his gadgets. He's just too much.

Personally - I'd say this fight would last a little bit longer than most people are saying.

Of course, if it's a non-prep battle then there'd only be one outcome: Spidey wins.

But Bats is no fool. He's agile, a skilled martial artist and physically perfect.

Spidey's been knocked out by as simple a thing as being hit over the back of the head with a rifle. I'm not saying that Bats would be able to get close enough to do this, but it's certainly food for thought.

Spidey does have everything he needs to do the job - he's very agile, he has much more strength and he has webbing.

And some of the stuff people have been coming out with? Batman surviving a punch from Pre-C Supes? Who can SNEEZE away entire stars....?

Someone's been smoking da Bat-weed...

Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
Personally - I'd say this fight would last a little bit longer than most people are saying.

Of course, if it's a non-prep battle then there'd only be one outcome: Spidey wins.

But Bats is no fool. He's agile, a skilled martial artist and physically perfect.

Spidey's been knocked out by as simple a thing as being hit over the back of the head with a rifle. I'm not saying that Bats would be able to get close enough to do this, but it's certainly food for thought.

Spidey does have everything he needs to do the job - he's very agile, he has much more strength and he has webbing.

And some of the stuff people have been coming out with? Batman surviving a punch from Pre-C Supes? Who can SNEEZE away entire stars....?

Someone's been smoking da Bat-weed...

Batman is agile, but only by the general public's concept of the matter, as far as Spidey's concerned he shouldn't be anything special.

Bats is smarter, sure, but he doesn't dwarf Spidey by any means (not to say that you implied that message.)

And as far as martial arts are concerned, Spidey could easily duplicate all of Batman's techniques with superior precision and damage.

And it would take a someone with a high-end superhuman strength or above to KO Spidey with a simple blow to the head with the back end of a rifle, if you're talking about a plain everyday street thug pulling it off then I don't bite....sure it happened it comics, but every comic book character's true potnential is written off once in awhile.

I absolutely agree with your next point.

And I'll second your statement on someone smoking some Bat-weed.......

Batman is a "DEAD PILE OF LUMPY KETCHUPY MEAT". Batman will only have a chance if he have SUPER STRENTGH, SUPER SPEED, HEIGHTENED SENSES, ADAMANTIUM CLAWS, OPTIC BLAST, ABSORBING POWER, PLASMA BLAST, TELEKINESIS and TELEPATHIC POWERS, name some powers that I forgot to say. My point is Batman is just a mere Human and DC is making him look like a real powerful being, And I've seen him getting hit by a bottle of glass in the head and get's knocked out by some normal criminals and by the time he wakes up he is tied up. If I were that Criminal I will video it and CUT his HEAD OFF.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Because you know it is true.

I say less the four seconds because batman has the best of everything.

Yeah tricks are the only way to go if you want out in a fight.

Batman was punched by superman pre-crisis this superman who by the way gave superman quite a beating. Punched batman and batman survived now a punch from someone like spiderman is surpose to kill batman in one punch. Lets face it even if spider gathers all his strength it still will not equal the said superman who was a little bit ticked.

Put the ten ton strength down for it is obvious that batmans suit can protect him from it. Provided he gets away and then come back. Which he always does when he is fighting someone whom he has never see before.

So you see spiderman wins a temporally win the first round but looses every thing the second.

"Batman was punched by superman pre-crisis this superman who by the way gave superman quite a beating"

so now someone who can move planets can get a beatdown by batman.

Spidey is a better scientist. He is faster, stronger, more agile and a has beter atheletic ability.