Batman vs Spiderman

Started by black robb343 pages

Originally posted by jinzin
that's debateable but even if it doesn't work directly batman can attack spidey while spiderman's trying not to get whacked....
...if he was dodging he wouldnt be stationary so i dont see him being able to get a bead on him

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
He'd get popped with any number of projectiles and the rather heavy vehicle would end up on top of him...ouch, Oh! I see, you're argueing for Bats, yeah that would be a good victory.

Exactly, because there are no other alternatives to a victory for Spidey.

And the Batmobile negates the spider sense so Spidey would NEVER detect numerous projectiles coming out of a multi-ton weighing vehicle racing right for him! And let's face it, in a no-prep fight Batman will still have the Batmobile on hand because he is vegeance, he is the night.

"Batman beats foes who have more powers than him"

As opposed to Spiderman, who just picks on girl scouts.

Originally posted by 8bitChris
"Batman beats foes who have more powers than him"

As opposed to Spiderman, who just picks on girl scouts.


And kicks suspicious-looking babies.

Originally posted by StrawNilla
Exactly, because there are no other alternatives to a victory for Spidey.

And the Batmobile negates the spider sense so Spidey would NEVER detect numerous projectiles coming out of a multi-ton weighing vehicle racing right for him! And let's face it, in a no-prep fight Batman will still have the Batmobile on hand because he is vegeance, he is the night.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahhahaHAHAHAHAHAH!

You're pretend arguement for Batman sounds just like your real arguement for Spidey!

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhahahahhHAHAHA!

Anyway, you misunderstood me. Here it is again a little clearer.

If spiderman picks up the Batmobile (I'm saying the Batmobile cause it's the example you used, but any vehicle will do,) he will invariable be tagged by at least a few projectiles. How's he gonna dodge while he's picking up something so heavy? You can't counter this one, unless you can prove that Batman can't throw something at spiderman in less time than it takes to pick up a car.

which they can't......but hey they that's not fair! there's no stats to help him out this time!

Originally posted by StrawNilla
And kicks suspicious-looking babies.
And old people
Originally posted by StrawNilla
Exactly, because there are no other alternatives to a victory for Spidey.

And the Batmobile negates the spider sense so Spidey would NEVER detect numerous projectiles coming out of a multi-ton weighing vehicle racing right for him! And let's face it, in a no-prep fight Batman will still have the Batmobile on hand because he is vegeance, he is the night.

🙂
Originally posted by jinzin
"The batmobile is not something that Batman regularly carries on him.....
I would think that should be obvious...."

batman has a homing device...he could very well have his batwing jet...and all 20 batmobiles on the battleground within a matter of minutes or less....and since spiderman has all these walls to latch onto and dumpsters to throw.....well then I have no qualms giving batman this edge.....

Or sounding desperate for a Batwin.

all batman had to do is connect a gas batarang to a homing signal one. even if spidey deflects it with webbing ....ahhhhh gas!
And he'd have plenty of time to do this because Spidey'd be standing there w/drool coming out of his mouth?

Originally posted by brainchild81
And he'd have plenty of time to do this because Spidey'd be standing there w/drool coming out of his mouth?

Stop acting like Batarangs are slow.

I was obviously talking about the connection thing.

Originally posted by brainchild81
I was obviously talking about the connection thing.

I don't follow.

connecting a batarang with homing device to one with gas....

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
I don't follow.
I'm not surprised. 🙂

technically though batman doesn't even have to do that...he can just fling the homing one and chuck the gas one while spidey's occupied.....if spidey can get taken down by lobbed gas bombs this isn't such a far fetched idea...

Originally posted by brainchild81
I'm not surprised. 🙂

I ask you to explain and I get insulted? Sadly for you this is probably your best post you dribble peddler.

LOL 🙂 Calm down Merc. Just kidding. Told you guys I was sleepy.

Originally posted by brainchild81
LOL 🙂 Calm down Merc. Just kidding. Told you guys I was sleepy.

It's cool.

Yes. But now I know how to tick you off a bit. Wait until you get confused about something and you ask a question and answer it w/a smart remark 🙂

Just like Batman, I don't trust anyone and constantly look for ways to take 'em down. (Just in case....🙂)

Originally posted by jinzin
connecting a batarang with homing device to one with gas....

That's a really bad idea though, If he actually needed a homing one to hit someone then what's to stop them from making it chase them back in his direction? Batman don't go down like that.

Now I am surprised.