Batman vs Spiderman

Started by The MISTER343 pages

Originally posted by who?-kid
Hm, somehow you missed my two billion posts on the Spidey vs. Cap/DD/Wolverine thread 😉
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Originally posted by The MISTER
Spidey can adapt very well and has donned three diffirent non-web identities when he was wanted. He used all the equipment extremely well and was stealthy as hell in his all black gliding outfit. (he beat blasstar while wearing this one. sans webbing!) 😮‍💨

p.s. he can't set off booby traps by accident due to danger precog, he's an excellent defuser of bombs.

Good post. Damn good post. I've seen him do the bomb "thing" before.

Even sexier than before.

so you read a book about batman rather than reading batman comic books to know what he's fully capible of eh? lol

anyways...his arsenal is ever changing.....what he pulls out of his belt may be utterly ridiculous at times but it's part of his character....hence the running joke amost batman fans "what doesn't he have in that utility belt?" lol.....this is also why we got into the argument about what his cape and suit are made of...cause it seems to change constantly.....

the martial arts stuff....is all information that's either been shown or hinted at over the years....hence why I provided specific names and characters of the individuals who have trained batman......the only thing is that people are getting rather confused....batman does NOT have the power to level a mountain he has the energy and ability to rend through it......like punch into it and have the effects of the punch come out the other side.....

and yes his cowl does have extensive vision enhancers......a couple major things you didn't give batman wat the homing signal batarangs, acid spray, and sonic freq emitor...

Originally posted by jinzin
the martial arts stuff..is all information that's either been shown or hinted at over the years....hence why I provided specific names and characters of the individuals who have trained batman......the only thing is that people are getting rather confused....batman does NOT have the power to level a mountain he has the energy and ability to rend through it......like punch into it and have the effects of the punch come out the other side.....

Don't worry Jinzins they are just afraid, that batman has all these but yet he still holds back.

And by the way aren't you curious to know which book that The Mister read that has batman's standard equipment. And martial arts that said that batman has not mastered said martial arts?

well I actually have my suspicions that it isn't a book at all but a website.....

anyways....it really doesn't matter....like I said before...spidey fans have blinders on...we could make an award winning argument in bat's favor and they would still believe we haven't said a damned thing to make it look like spiderman's losing this fight......no matter how many times he's either had a hell of a time fighting "street levels" or been beaten by them.....

And the Batman fans don't have any blinders on whatsoever?

Make an award winning argument, and then we'll talk.

I've already said that this could very well go batman spiderman 5/5

I've only given about 100 of them now.....

What do we need to do to show these guys that what we have been saying is true. ah well....whatcha gonna do.

Whatever, spideys powers are consistent, if anyone bs'ed I would have changed their minds, bats seems to have no limits however.

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
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You're pretend arguement for Batman sounds just like your real arguement for Spidey!

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Anyway, you misunderstood me. Here it is again a little clearer.

If spiderman picks up the Batmobile (I'm saying the Batmobile cause it's the example you used, but any vehicle will do,) he will invariable be tagged by at least a few projectiles. How's he gonna dodge while he's picking up something so heavy? You can't counter this one, unless you can prove that Batman can't throw something at spiderman in less time than it takes to pick up a car.


Are you actually under the assumption that Spidey struggles lifting cars?

He could've tossed or flipped the thing by the time the projectiles are deployed, and by then, he wouldn't have been preoccupied with having to lift anything. Remember: pre-cog + superhuman reflexes + superhuman speed + superhuman agility=an easy way to contort through projectiles both on ground and in the air.

Spidey wouldnt struggle lifting the batmobile, which is probably fancy and lightweight, and any projectiles are subject to hit the "mobile"

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Spidey wouldnt struggle lifting the batmobile, which is probably fancy and lightweight, and any projectiles are subject to hit the "mobile"
Well, it's not lightweight, but Spidey sure as hell ain't having problems lifting it.

But is it wise for spiderman to go after the batmobile? becasue if he picks it up, batman can cause it to explode. Even if spiderman is able to toss the mobile away wouldnt the explosion be enough to knock him off his feet. And make him see stars. really big stars?

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
But is it wise for spiderman to go after the batmobile? becasue if he picks it up, batman can cause it to explode. Even if spiderman is able to toss the mobile away wouldnt the explosion be enough to knock him off his feet. And make him see stars. really big stars?
The batmobile is only like a quarter of Spiderman's lifting weight.

I am not talking about that.

It doesn't matter if he has difficulty lifting it or not, to assume that he can throw it before he gets pegged is ludicrous. Prove he can lift a car faster than Batman can hit him with anything, prove it.

Plus if he's throwing a car, it's a kill move, so Bats gets to shoot him in the throat with his diamond tip climbing gadget.

So the story continues.

let me get this straight.....spiderman can lift a car and hit batman before batman can even react much less strike spidey while he's lifting the car?

batman can kick captain marvel 15 feet into the air and turn him back into his child form...but he can't physically do anything to spiderman?

batman can takes hits from ten tonners without his suit but he can't do the same with spiderman with his suit?

he can nail 3 guys with one batarang after banking it off a statue WHILE dodging bullets WHILE not looking.....but he can't use any number of equiptment to hit spidey with even though spidey's been gassed by one LOBBED pumpkin bomb on at least 4 or 5 different occasions, even though those pumpkin bombs didn't have tracking devices, and even though it only took one pumkin bomb to do it while batman throws multiple batarangs at the same time?

Batman can't dodge webbing even though he dodges everything else?

batman can't dodge cars being thrown at him even though he's easily done so against etrigan?

batman can't outfight him even though he's the better fighter?

can't outstrategize him even though he's the master tactician?

spidey's ability to "think on is feet" totally negates batman's ability to do the same?

batman can't get spidey on the total defensive with grenades even though punisher's done it a couple of times?

batman will automatically get one punched by spidey just from being in this fight with him even though lesser "street level" characters have flat out KOed him and fought him to a standstill?

batman is totally outclassed physically so he will automatically lose even though a large majority of established villains and heroes that he's fought totally outclass him as well and he almost always comes out on top?

all I have to say is................ 🙄

Originally posted by jinzin
let me get this straight.....spiderman can lift a car and hit batman before batman can even react much less strike spidey while he's lifting the car?

batman can kick captain marvel 15 feet into the air and turn him back into his child form...but he can't physically do anything to spiderman?

batman can takes hits from ten tonners without his suit but he can't do the same with spiderman with his suit?

he can nail 3 guys with one batarang after banking it off a statue WHILE dodging bullets WHILE not looking.....but he can't use any number of equiptment to hit spidey with even though spidey's been gassed by one LOBBED pumpkin bomb on at least 4 or 5 different occasions, even though those pumpkin bombs didn't have tracking devices, and even though it only took one pumkin bomb to do it while batman throws multiple batarangs at the same time?

Batman can't dodge webbing even though he dodges everything else?

batman can't dodge cars being thrown at him even though he's easily done so against etrigan?

batman can't outfight him even though he's the better fighter?

can't outstrategize him even though he's the master tactician?

spidey's ability to "think on is feet" totally negates batman's ability to do the same?

batman can't get spidey on the total defensive with grenades even though punisher's done it a couple of times?

batman will automatically get one punched by spidey just from being in this fight with him even though lesser "street level" characters have flat out KOed him and fought him to a standstill?

batman is totally outclassed physically so he will automatically lose even though a large majority of established villains and heroes that he's fought totally outclass him as well and he almost always comes out on top?

all I have to say is................ 🙄

Well he is fighting fanboy powered spidey.