Batman vs Spiderman

Started by lifeisaglich343 pages
Originally posted by The MISTER
Spider-man is not some drooling idiot. His spider-sense warns him and his speed and reflexes dwarf batmans. He has evade more gas attacks than he has fallen for the odds are stacked against Batman. All youre doing now is making yourself look dense. Still smokin

You provided the scenario all I did was state how futile it was. Hey you were the one implying that if spiderman catches batman with the leg hold he gave to green goblin, batman would be finished. Well all I said was batman has fail save devices in which he can activate to get out of said hold. or he can use pressure points. So whether spiderman's spider sense activates during the submission due to some playing on batman's part. All is that batman is getting out of that hold one way or another.

And besides its not my fault I sound dense if anything else it should be yours.

Blade Cutter which title is the one with the wanna be spiderman

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
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Blade Cutter which title is the one with the wanna be spiderman [/B]

Justice League#103(A Justice League Halloween Story).

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
You provided the scenario all I did was state how futile it was. Hey you were the one implying that if spiderman catches batman with the leg hold he gave to green goblin, batman would be finished. Well all I said was batman has fail save devices in which he can activate to get out of said hold. or he can use pressure points. So whether spiderman's spider sense activates during the submission due to some playing on batman's part. All is that batman is getting out of that hold one way or another.
Batman is not half as durable as GG. If Spidey puts that hold on Bats, he'd instantly pass out from the pain. Whatever Spidey got a hold of would break. Although I doubt Spidey'd have to go that far to win. Spidey'd web him up and then punch him. K F**king O!

Originally posted by brainchild81
If Spidey puts that hold on Bats, he'd instantly pass out from the pain.

You said it pal, IF. Batman would never find himself in such a comprimising position from one of marvels most amatuerist fighters.

Originally posted by brainchild81
That's powerful crazy fanboy talk kiddo!

Excellent rebutle, I'm shaking in my boots!

But seriously this is the most extreme form of what i'm talking about, don't bother posting any points, just post in denial.

Originally posted by Blade Cutter
This is a Comic done by DC only in 1972 .If DC by there self will make it to where Batman can't beat a fake Spider-man with out help.Why do you thank that Batman can beat the real SM that not acting like a Zombie.

1972, hmmm well there's your proof. It's not like anything called "Crisis on Infinite Earths" happened since then.

Originally posted by Blade Cutter
Batman's cunning will not help him dodge SM punches.To say the Batman can dodge every attack from a guy who has punched the Hulk 10 times in under 2 seconds is ludicrous.

Oh yeah the Hulk, who is known for dodging everything thrown at him right?

Originally posted by Blade Cutter
How in the Hell is this going to happen.You are really down grading Spider-man's powers.Is Spider-man so slow that he will get hit every time not block not dodge not one attack.There not holding back in this fight right so what is stopping Spider-man hitting him as fast as he can faster then Batman can react and so hard that if Bruce blocks it his arm/arms will brake.Spider-man has been hit many times in the past yes I agree but so has Batman be a hell lot slower people (Joker,Bane,Killer Croc,Two Face,Catwoman,have hit and dodged Batman before some have caught his kicks and punches before.In one comic Batman was taken down by thug number 1,2,3,4,and 5 before and they don't even have names.If Batman new Spider-man's powers and fighting style he may be able to do what you are saying.To say Spider-man will not get a punch in and will get hit 20 times when it's SM thats faster and better at dodging is just stupid.Tell me a good reason that Spider-man will not hit him.Oh To the Hulk gasping hit's sh!t

All those people you mentioned including some of those thugs are probably better fighters than spiderman too, not to mention a few have unpredictable natures, and let's just not get into all the conditions you're completley ignoring.

i defer to my last post...that's really all that needs saying here.

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
Excellent rebutle, I'm shaking in my boots!

But seriously this is the most extreme form of what i'm talking about, don't bother posting any points, just post in denial.

Sorry dude, but when you post something as well thought out(sarcasm🙂)as this
Originally posted by MERCILOUS
Anyway, Spidey would be lucky to land a single blow for every 20 Bats landed. Every twenty tree splitting, bone mashing, hulk gasping hit.
you don't deserve much more than the response you got. Thinking Spidey'd lose is one thing, but that was not a logical statement. It seems like in order to make Bats seem like the winner, you have to belittle Spidey and disregard his abilities. I think Spidey'd win, but I don't feel the need to downrate Bats. He's a great hero, losing to Spidey won't make him any less great. Hey jinzin! You agree with that line I quoted him on?

I agree that it wasn't a logical statement but it's not too far off...and it was SUPPOSED to be a joke...it made me smile.....

I've finished editing my above post. I just feel that if it comes down to punches and kicks, Bats has already lost. It seemed to me like he was serious. He should use smileys.

How is he going to predict Spider-man's attacks if he does not know them.Spider-man if he was close can punch Batman faster then he can move to dodge it.Spider-man has beat up people with lighting fast reflexes like Tombstone,The Lizard,Venom,Kaine,Stregron,Kraven,and Quick Silver.Has Beat great fighters too Silver Sable,Puma,Iron Fist,Kraven,and some ninjas that gave Eleckra trouble.

and spidey also got his butt kicked by shang chi and the white ninja who are far below or barely at bats level in skill.

For the record I detest smileys.

jinzin got the joke, that's good enough for me.

He did not get his but kick by the white ninja it was a stale mate and the ninja was invisible,and used the cassidy crystals witch made Spider-man overwhelmed with horrific images.The ninja died too.Don't try to leave shit out.

the ninja died after said crystals made him loose his balance...spiderman didn't beat him....and they were stalmated after the ninjas turned visable and after the affects of the crystal were over succeeding in nothing more than pissing spidey off in a bad bad way...and it was still a stalemate...saying batman couldn't at least stalemate him much less beat him into the ground is ignorant of his character.

Originally posted by jinzin
and spidey also got his butt kicked by shang chi and the white ninja who are far below or barely at bats level in skill.
Not likely. I'm not sure about W.Ninja, but Shang ain't losing to Bats in a mano y mano.
Originally posted by MERCILOUS
For the record I detest smileys.

jinzin got the joke, that's good enough for me.

I get it now too. 🙂 😄 😉 🙁 😮 😠 🙄 💃 😆

Probably not mano a mano but I'd say it'd be pretty damn close, add the gadgets to put Bats over the top.

Originally posted by jinzin
the ninja died after said crystals made him loose his balance...spiderman didn't beat him....and they were stalmated after the ninjas turned visable and after the affects of the crystal were over succeeding in nothing more than pissing spidey off in a bad bad way...and it was still a stalemate...saying batman couldn't at least stalemate him much less beat him into the ground is ignorant of his character.
Damn I have the damn book.Two things he he did not do that he will in this fight.First off he has pulling his punches in the fight he will not be holding back in this one.Second he did not try to web him after he could see him.IN this fight he will not be holding back.

I never said mano y mano i cas calculating the gadgets as well....and he would mop the floor with chang shi's moptop head.

Two arguements jinzin and I have already countered several times.

"Damn I have the damn book.Two things he he did not do that he will in this fight.First off he has pulling his punches in the fight he will not be holding back in this one.Second he did not try to web him after he could see him.IN this fight he will not be holding back."

spidey wasn't holding back after he was all enraged...are you truley comparing white ninja/and webbing to batman with his gadgets?
HA

Spider-man also beat Sivler Samurai.