Batman vs Spiderman

Started by EsteemedLeader343 pages
Originally posted by black robb
OH MY BAD! Batman could beat Hulk by shooting him with his "I'M F*CKING BATMAN!"ray. Then he can destroy a tank just by pissing on it! Then he can defeat Iraq just by saying "I'M BATMAN B*TCH!" Then he can kick Jesus in the balls and stab God in the head! CUZ HE'S BATMAN!!! NOW I FINALLY GET IT!!! BATMAN IS UNBEATABLE!!! BATMANBATMANBATMANABATMANBATMANBATMABBATMABBATBABTABABAABTMABTN!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

finally someone realizes that batman is a god. let it be known from now on that black robb thinks batman will win every time and is awesome

LMFAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
what cant be used? the batmobile? why not? i hate it when people try to cut off bats stuff just so there choice can win.

Batman beats on Dick, nothing else.

Now go to time out...

all batman and no friends makes EsteemedLeader a fanboy
all batman and no friends makes EsteemedLeader a fanboy
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Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
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Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
all batman and no friends makes EsteemedLeader a fanboy
all batman and no friends makes EsteemedLeader a fanboy
all batman and no friends makes EsteemedLeader a fanboy
all batman and no friends makes EsteemedLeader a fanboy
all batman and no friends makes EsteemedLeader a fanboy
all batman and no friends makes EsteemedLeader a fanboy
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exactly,now log off and make out with your Batman notebook

He's pasting...

All he's gotta do is use that same sidekick both him and Cap share that can drop pretty much anyone, just like he did to the hulk last time, and knocked the wind out of him and made him give up.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Are we arguing Batmyth or Batman?
Batmyth takes full on punches from Darkseid and Superman and is completely unfazed. Batmyth knows a million bajillion martial arts styles which he utilises all at once and has the force a speeding locomotive behind each and every one of his punches. Batmyth has a belt with a wormhole inside to a vast storeroom of gadgets that would take out the Living Tribunal. Batmyth has more scientific knowledge than Reed Richards and Dr Doom combined has the mutant power of Forge. All he needs is a day of prep to beat anyone, but he usually doesn't need prep at all and he dodges bullets at point blank range.

Funny how the inconsistent batmyth just railed its head again....batman just got beaten again by superman (this probably happened in Omac or Wonder woman's sacrifice) 😆 and he survived....only this time Max Lord decided to stop superman before superman could kill him.....Those myth are your myth that you made up....but funny how you did not see batman dodging point blank range (well not at point blank but close enough to be considered) from one of jinzins pics....from kG Beast...funny how some of the stuff you call myth has actually happened.😆...What of advice do not make assumptions on a character you do not even know because it might turn out to be true or I'm I just making more myth's...😆

Batman is a peak human. He is fully trained in every form of normal human martial arts there is. He moves at peak human speed and has peak human strength. He has a suit that protects from piercing injury and to a lesser extent blunt force injury (kinetic energy/momentum does not just disappear, armour prevents bullets from piercing, the momentum is still transferred through). He has a utility belt which has various batarangs, gas pellets, grappling hook etc. Batman is very intelligent and is unrivalled in his deductive detective skills.Everyone loves to argue why Batmyth would win. No one seems to want to argue why Batman would win.

I agree with everything except for one thing...you are telling us what you want batman to be....you are telling us your own version of batman....you are telling us your own creation of batman...you do not see us making our own spiderman do you....here is why I believe you are trying to bestow upon us your own personal version of batman....you said batman is fully train in every form of martial arts...neglecting the fact that batman has indeed mastered every form of martial arts or combat...DO YOU WANT PROVE....I KNOW YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ASK FOR PROVE....BECAUSE IT WILL PROVE MY ASSUMPTIONS WERE CORRECT...ASK ME TO PROVE IT PLEASE...

yoh...why don't you guys discuss why batman is going to lose instead of character assassinate the poor guy...😆....you guys are just trying to write batman in your own image.....😆....Notice how I have alot of laughing faces...you guys are all right...🙂

Originally posted by Juntai
All he's gotta do is use that same sidekick both him and Cap share that can drop pretty much anyone, just like he did to the hulk last time, and knocked the wind out of him and made him give up.

at least some people other than me on this forum can actually think

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Funny how the inconsistent batmyth just railed its head again....batman just got beaten again by superman (this probably happened in Omac or Wonder woman's sacrifice) 😆 and he survived....only this time Max Lord decided to stop superman before superman could kill him.....Those myth are your myth that you made up....but funny how you did not see batman dodging point blank range (well not at point blank but close enough to be considered) from one of jinzins pics....from kG Beast...funny how some of the stuff you call myth has actually happened.😆...What of advice do not make assumptions on a character you do not even know because it might turn out to be true or I'm I just making more myth's...😆

I agree with everything except for one thing...you are telling us what you want batman to be....you are telling us your own version of batman....you are telling us your own creation of batman...you do not see us making our own spiderman do you....here is why I believe you are trying to bestow upon us your own personal version of batman....you said batman is fully train in every form of martial arts...neglecting the fact that batman has indeed mastered every form of martial arts or combat...DO YOU WANT PROVE....I KNOW YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ASK FOR PROVE....BECAUSE IT WILL PROVE MY ASSUMPTIONS WERE CORRECT...ASK ME TO PROVE IT PLEASE...

yoh...why don't you guys discuss why batman is going to lose instead of character assassinate the poor guy...😆....you guys are just trying to write batman in your own image.....😆....Notice how I have alot of laughing faces...you guys are all right...🙂

Own version of batman? lol, that is BATMAN, not batmyth.lol.

We've done this many pages ago, but someone always has a coolness argument,"he'll find a way"

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
at least some people other than me on this forum can actually think
if by think you mean come up with the most retarded solutions to obviously one sided fights then yeah that guy is a real thinker

Own version of batman? lol, that is BATMAN, not batmyth.lol.

We've done this many pages ago, but someone always has a coolness argument,"he'll find a way

Come now you know it is true....😆

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Funny how the inconsistent batmyth just railed its head again....batman just got beaten again by superman (this probably happened in Omac or Wonder woman's sacrifice) 😆 and he survived....only this time Max Lord decided to stop superman before superman could kill him.....Those myth are your myth that you made up....but funny how you did not see batman dodging point blank range (well not at point blank but close enough to be considered) from one of jinzins pics....from kG Beast...funny how some of the stuff you call myth has actually happened.😆...What of advice do not make assumptions on a character you do not even know because it might turn out to be true or I'm I just making more myth's...😆

I agree with everything except for one thing...you are telling us what you want batman to be....you are telling us your own version of batman....you are telling us your own creation of batman...you do not see us making our own spiderman do you....here is why I believe you are trying to bestow upon us your own personal version of batman....you said batman is fully train in every form of martial arts...neglecting the fact that batman has indeed mastered every form of martial arts or combat...DO YOU WANT PROVE....I KNOW YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ASK FOR PROVE....BECAUSE IT WILL PROVE MY ASSUMPTIONS WERE CORRECT...ASK ME TO PROVE IT PLEASE...

yoh...why don't you guys discuss why batman is going to lose instead of character assassinate the poor guy...😆....you guys are just trying to write batman in your own image.....😆....Notice how I have alot of laughing faces...you guys are all right...🙂

Nice post.
Also, in that comic of Supes beating Batman, Superman thought Lois had died, so it was extreme circumstance. That could have been THE PRESENCE at the other of that, and it would be in the body cast. When Superman goes all out, he can shift time, defeat death, move from one edge of the universe to the other instantly and kick planets like ping pong balls. Batman even said it himself when he "BEAT" him in Hush. "Clark can be stunned or slow, but NOTHING can stop him."

you know what i hate? people that barrage me with batfanboy comments in a FREAKIN BATMAN THREAD!!!!! thats just ridiculous

Originally posted by black robb
if by think you mean come up with the most retarded solutions to obviously one sided fights then yeah that guy is a real thinker

. . . but, that's what actually happened.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
you know what i hate? people that barrage me with batfanboy comments in a FREAKIN BATMAN THREAD!!!!! thats just ridiculous
Its a Spiderman thread too,just in case you forgot...

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Come now you know it is true....😆

just not here good friend, just not here...

Originally posted by Juntai
. . . but, that's what actually happened.

indeed my cable sense is tingling cable

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
you know what i hate? people that barrage me with batfanboy comments in a FREAKIN BATMAN THREAD!!!!! thats just ridiculous

Hey batfanboys are WAY cooler than wolviboys.

Those obnoxious bastards.

God likes batman more anyway.