Batman vs Spiderman

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Hey batfanboys are WAY cooler than wolviboys.

Those obnoxious bastards.

God likes batman more anyway.

you forgot that wolverine can blink with the force of the big-bang 😄

I dont know alot about Spiderman, but I saw both movies, and in the first one, in the house that was on fire, Green Goblin, threw about 7 sharp Goblin spinners, and Spiderman dodged all of them at once. It was kool, if you know what part I'm talking about. I say he dodges Batman's batarangs, like that. Well unless I can't use the movie as an example, but I think the dodgeing thing, would be the same in the comics.

The only person who could give Batman a go around and generally close fight is probably Secret Squirrel. Trenchcoat vs Bat-utility-belt. But even though they can both pull whatever they can think of out of their respective pocket-dimensions, Batman knows much better martial arts.

Originally posted by Cathy X-23
I dont know alot about Spiderman, but I saw both movies, and in the first one, in the house that was on fire, Green Goblin, threw about 7 sharp Goblin spinners, and Spiderman dodged all of them at once. It was kool, if you know what part I'm talking about. I say he dodges Batman's batarangs, like that. Well unless I can't use the movie as an example, but I think the dodgeing thing, would be the same in the comics.

But that was after his spidey sense DIDNT go off when in danger, and he got jacked in the mouth too. He didn't see it coming.
lol. And didnt dodge sit.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
you forgot that wolverine can blink with the force of the big-bang 😄

batmans martial arts prowess would destroy secret squirrel

Originally posted by Cathy X-23
I dont know alot about Spiderman, but I saw both movies, and in the first one, in the house that was on fire, Green Goblin, threw about 7 sharp Goblin spinners, and Spiderman dodged all of them at once. It was kool, if you know what part I'm talking about. I say he dodges Batman's batarangs, like that. Well unless I can't use the movie as an example, but I think the dodgeing thing, would be the same in the comics.

and wolvigod can eat planets like meatballs

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
and wolvigod can eat planets like meatballs

Originally posted by black robb
and punch Buddha in the jaw

...and then eat him and still have room for a jesus sandwich

Originally posted by black robb
No movie examples

🙁

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
...and then eat him and still have room for a jesus sandwich

Originally posted by black robb
FOR HE IS GOD!!!

no, he beat up god and took his lunch money

Who wolvigod?

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Who wolvigod?

yup

just not here good friend, just not here...

But it is.....friend...I am sorry friend....when you guys character assassinate batman you guys are basically posting a batman in your own image...because the things he has been recorded to do are myth's...and never did it happen....batman again just got seriously trashed by superman....how is this inconsistence...hmmmm..the guy must have survive long enough to be punched with a broken arm before going unconscious (this also shows the durability of batman's suit) ...but yet you guys consider this as a myth...how is this not considered character assassination....where in this I'm I wrong?

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
But it is.....friend...I am sorry friend....when you guys character assassinate batman you guys are basically posting a batman in your own image...because the things he has been recorded to do are myth's...and never did it happen....batman again just got seriously trashed by superman....how is this inconsistence...hmmmm..the guy must have survive long enough to be punched with a broken arm before going unconscious (this also shows the durability of batman's suit, don't get me wrong I am for batman beating superman anyday of the week but I am not foolish)...but yet you guys consider this as a myth...how is this not considered character assassination....where in this I'm I wrong?

um, excellent point. but did you here about how wolvigod created the universe? its a fragment of his fingernail clippings!

No what happen?
You mean to tell me that wolverine created a universe??

And I also wrote that to show that batman is not getting knock out with just one full punch from spiderman....Unless they consider this as a myth as well and thus did not happen....also to show that they love to character assassinate batman...

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
No what happen?
You mean to tell me that wolverine created a uninverse??

of couse. hes wolvigod! he won a fistfight with jesus and eats stars for breakfast

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
But it is.....friend...I am sorry friend....when you guys character assassinate batman you guys are basically posting a batman in your own image...because the things he has been recorded to do are myth's...and never did it happen....batman again just got seriously trashed by superman....how is this inconsistence...hmmmm..the guy must have survive long enough to be punched with a broken arm before going unconscious (this also shows the durability of batman's suit) ...but yet you guys consider this as a myth...how is this not considered character assassination....where in this I'm I wrong?

in that comic of Supes beating Batman, Superman thought Lois had died, so it was extreme circumstance. That could have been THE PRESENCE at the other of that, and it would be in the body cast. When Superman goes all out, he can shift time, defeat death, move from one edge of the universe to the other instantly and kick planets like ping pong balls. Batman even said it himself when he "BEAT" him in Hush. "Clark can be stunned or slow, but NOTHING can stop him."
But yah I agree they try to character slaughter him.