Batman vs Spiderman

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Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Hey I am good enough to admitt when I am wrong bob....😆

And by the way you did not answer my question...Can BP survive a punch from Spiderman to head? (keep in mind that BP and other such heros have suffered far much worse one time or another)

Look @ your original post. That wasn't your question. I'll answer it though. Yes. Black Panther wears a Vibranium weave uniform. Look @ the "Weapons Paraphernalia" part of that profile. I imagine vibranium's in the mask too. It covers his whole face. I wouldn't be surprised if he can survive a Spidey punch. If he had his jaw exposed like Batman does though, he'd be eating pie in the sky too.

Dude's hookin' up w/Storm now. Lucky Bastard!!!!

When will it stop? What's with all this assumption that it's protected? His jaw is bare. There's no protection. People will just say anything convienent to their side of the argument. Sure it's protected. That's why this guy who's not as strong or as fast as Spidey and has a broken arm is able to knock blood out of his face.

Assumption aren't we the ones who say.....spiderman would punch him in the jaw and it would be over.

Sure his jaw is bare....and he has never survived a beating from an enraged superman....holding back or not. (Common lets face it superman holding back is still far more power spiderman can ever hope to muster)

And yes there will always be some joe from tokomo who punch batman and blood would come out....and I am pretty sure batman knew that he was going to get thrown around by those powerhouses.

Look @ your original post. That wasn't your question. I'll answer it though. Yes. Black Panther wears a Vibranium weave uniform. Look @ the "Weapons Paraphernalia" part of that profile. I imagine vibranium's in the mask too. It covers his whole face. I wouldn't be surprised if he can survive a Spidey punch. If he had his jaw exposed like Batman does though, he'd be eating pie in the sky too.

And yet we see people less than spiderman do him harm through the suit. Would you consider Kilmonger spiderman's equal?

BP is one lucky dude (But come now we know this marriage thing is not going to last)

And Bob......that was my question I just rewarded it.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Assumption aren't we the ones who say.....spiderman would punch him in the jaw and it would be over.
Truth hurts?

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Sure his jaw is bare....and he has never survived a beating from an enraged superman....holding back or not. (Common lets face it superman holding back is still far more power spiderman can ever hope to muster)
You don't know how much they were holding back though now do you? Do you think Bats can survive a full powered Supes punce to the face? Please answer.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
And yes there will always be some joe from tokomo who punch batman and blood would come out....
That's honestly good writing though. Batman's human and his jaw's uncovered. Was Supes punching him in the face?

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
and I am pretty sure batman knew that he was going to get thrown around by those powerhouses.
That's wonderful.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
And yet we see people less than spiderman do him harm through the suit. Would you consider Kilmonger spiderman's equal?
I'm not a big time BP reader 🙁 I don't know who Kilmonger is. I'm ashamed of myself now. I really don't read much now but Street Fighter. I might get back into them now that the semester's over.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
BP is one lucky dude (But come now we know this marriage thing is not going to last)

And Bob......that was my question I just rewarded it.

I'm not sure about that. In any case though, it's been answered. No more calling me Bob 😆 A week w/Storm would still be a great week.

Truth hurts?

Of course it hurts....so I guess we have been assuming that spiderman would go for the shin. And I guess we are also assuming that batman isn't aware of his most vulnerable spot. 🙂

You don't know how much they were holding back though now do you? Do you think Bats can survive a full powered Supes punce to the face? Please answer.[Quote]

No I don't know how much they would have been holding back. But let me ask you this....how much would you think a superman who thinks he is fight Darkside would be holding back??

[Quote]That's honestly good writing though. Batman's human and his jaw's uncovered. Was Supes punching him in the face?

Superman punching him the face should that even matter....one punch should turn batman into paste. But that has never come to pass.

I'm not a big time BP reader I don't know who Kilmonger is. I'm ashamed of myself now. I really don't read much now but Street Fighter. I might get back into them now that the semester's over.

I do not read BP as much but from what I know from the forums Kilmonger is one BP most dangerous rogues.

I'm not sure about that. In any case though, it's been answered. No more calling me Bob A week w/Storm would still be a great week.

Ok no more calling you BOb....peace....

Didn't Panther wear his ritual cloth suit when fighting Killmonger?

[QUOTE=6494026]Originally posted by brainchild81
I’m not going to insult you or call you a fanboy. That’s really not good reasoning though. You do realize you’re pretty much saying that because it hasn’t happened that it can’t. By that logic you could say that Batman’s immortal because nobody’s killed him yet. I guess nobody that hasn’t been killed by a face punch can die that way then. Bad reasoning. Really bad man.

No, Your logic is pretty obscure. QUANTITATIVE DATA of Batman being punched in the chin by dozens of superheroes and villains suggest that his chin isn't as vulnerable as you think. Your "Immortality" analogy is very different. If Batman gets punched 50 to 100 times in the chin by villains and superheroes and all kinds of crazy mojos, you think he doesn't have some sort of protection there? You think a guy that intelligent can't figure out that his chin is exposed? And don't come here talking about "I'm tired of making assumptions," you MAKE TONS OF ASSUMPTIONS. Like: Oh, Spidey is super duper faster, oh Spidey will knock his head off, oh Spidey will just win because of Batman's cape, Oh etc etc.

😆 WTF?? Come on now. Do you think they’re punching as hard as they can? Are you telling me that Supes or WW couldn’t kill him with a single blow to the chin if they wanted? Please answer. Protected somehow? Pfffffffffffffffffffft!!!!!! only by the fact that nobody including myself wants to see Batman get his head splatted.

That's total BS. You think every superhero and villain holds back when they punch Batman? All you do is write everything off as PIS; obviously the suit is something you can't discredit.

I don’t think DC’d be doing too well if that happened. Regardless though, common sense should tell you what would happen if a guy who’s faster than a human can ever be and able to press ten tons(that’s
where Spidey was a while back.

Durable Suit.

He’s stronger now) punches a non-meta in the face as hard and as fast as he can.

Non-Meta is just a word. Batman beats Metas all the time. Just word choices.

No. The Spidey-eye gauging is super improbable.

Oh yeah? Where's your reasoning behind this? (I'm challenging you by the way). The Spiderman suit was pretty much latex and the new Spiderman suit is thin nanofiber, so don't tell me that crap about how its "super impropable," all you have to do is get your knives and poke through the eye patches. That's alot more plausible than doing a chinshot to kill when QUANTITATIVE DATA PROVES THAT BATMAN SURVIVES EVERY TIME SOMEBODY HITS HIM WITH A CHIN.

For some reason, you seem to thin Batman’s got a super-jaw. He doesn’t. Crapping reasoning is thinking Bats can’t be killed by a punch just because it hasn’t happened. Seriously, any of the other Bat supporters agree w/this Bats chin>>>>>>>>>>Super punch theory? Bats survives because there’s not a smart writer on earth who’d have him killed off like that because he too important of a character, not because he’s immune to “mega punch poisoning”

MAYBE the writers allow Batman to live through chin shots because they know its in his character to be prepared for CRAP like that and that he has a fantastic suit. IT SEEMS LIKE ALL YOU DO IS PICK ON THE MINISCULE/MINITUAE DETAILS AND NITPICK YOUR ASS OFF.

I don't know what was stupider, the chin thing or the cape thing.

What part of exposed chin do you not get? I guess if somebody shot him in the chin the bullet would bounce off? No? You do realize people like Supes, WW, and even Spidey can do way more damage than a bullet with a single punch?

News Flash: Batman has a suit. And I can't believe you compared the bullet with the punches, because bullets can't go through kevlar vests, but swords can. Totally different things.

The real question is whether those faster and stronger were using their speed or not. If you're talking of WW or Supes or Flash, there's no way in hell he'd be able to roll w/anything unless they let him.

Two seperate actions. What's faster, you moving your body or the punch coming for you? That was a stupid question.

I am convinced : Batman's chin is superhuman or at least protected with some "Chin Forcefield".

I used to think Batman was just a tough human, but now I think otherwise : he has superhuman durability. I have seen Spider-Man punch through steel vaults (with one punch), but now it seems that Batman's chin is harder than a steel vault.

So you see, we all learn something new every day.

Originally posted by who?-kid
I am convinced : Batman's chin is superhuman or at least protected with some "Chin Forcefield".

I used to think Batman was just a tough human, but now I think otherwise : he has superhuman durability. I have seen Spider-Man punch through steel vaults (with one punch), but now it seems that Batman's chin is harder than a steel vault.

So you see, we all learn something new every day.

😆

Originally posted by who?-kid
I am convinced : Batman's chin is superhuman or at least protected with some "Chin Forcefield".

I used to think Batman was just a tough human, but now I think otherwise : he has superhuman durability. I have seen Spider-Man punch through steel vaults (with one punch), but now it seems that Batman's chin is harder than a steel vault.

So you see, we all learn something new every day.

Ha ha ha. 😐

What a chin that batman guy has...

Originally posted by MrHeavySilence

No, Your logic is pretty obscure. QUANTITATIVE DATA of Batman being punched in the chin by dozens of superheroes and villains suggest that his chin isn't as vulnerable as you think. Your "Immortality" analogy is very different. If Batman gets punched 50 to 100 times in the chin by villains and superheroes and all kinds of crazy mojos, you think he doesn't have some sort of protection there? You think a guy that intelligent can't figure out that his chin is exposed? And don't come here talking about "I'm tired of making assumptions," you MAKE TONS OF ASSUMPTIONS. Like: Oh, Spidey is super duper faster, oh Spidey will knock his head off, oh Spidey will just win because of Batman's cape, Oh etc etc.

[b] 😆 WTF?? Come on now. Do you think they’re punching as hard as they can? Are you telling me that Supes or WW couldn’t kill him with a single blow to the chin if they wanted? Please answer. Protected somehow? Pfffffffffffffffffffft!!!!!! only by the fact that nobody including myself wants to see Batman get his head splatted.

That's total BS. You think every superhero and villain holds back when they punch Batman? All you do is write everything off as PIS; obviously the suit is something you can't discredit.

I don’t think DC’d be doing too well if that happened. Regardless though, common sense should tell you what would happen if a guy who’s faster than a human can ever be and able to press ten tons(that’s
where Spidey was a while back.

Durable Suit.

He’s stronger now) punches a non-meta in the face as hard and as fast as he can.

Non-Meta is just a word. Batman beats Metas all the time. Just word choices.

No. The Spidey-eye gauging is super improbable.

Oh yeah? Where's your reasoning behind this? (I'm challenging you by the way). The Spiderman suit was pretty much latex and the new Spiderman suit is thin nanofiber, so don't tell me that crap about how its "super impropable," all you have to do is get your knives and poke through the eye patches. That's alot more plausible than doing a chinshot to kill when QUANTITATIVE DATA PROVES THAT BATMAN SURVIVES EVERY TIME SOMEBODY HITS HIM WITH A CHIN.[/B]

😆 Pure genius. Spidey getting his eyes poked out by a person who's a good deal slower than him is SUPER improbable

Originally posted by MrHeavySilence

MAYBE the writers allow Batman to live through chin shots because they know its in his character to be prepared for CRAP like that and that he has a fantastic suit. IT SEEMS LIKE ALL YOU DO IS PICK ON THE MINISCULE/MINITUAE DETAILS AND NITPICK YOUR ASS OFF.

I don't know what was stupider, the chin thing or the cape thing.

Neither is as stupid as you bringing up how protective the suit is when we're talking about the one part that anybody w/a brain knows isn't protected by the suit. I'm trying very hard not to call you a fanboy. The least you can do is be reasonable and not act like one. Batman's chin IS exposed and unprotected. DC could change this, but then they'd be changing a the look of a character who they don't seem to like changing too much. That's why you'll see new GLs & Flashes, but no new Supes or Bats. Do you think Supes or WW have ever punched Bats in the face as hard & fast as they can? Please answer.

Originally posted by MrHeavySilence

[b]What part of exposed chin do you not get? I guess if somebody shot him in the chin the bullet would bounce off? No? You do realize people like Supes, WW, and even Spidey can do way more damage than a bullet with a single punch?

News Flash: Batman has a suit. And I can't believe you compared the bullet with the punches, because bullets can't go through kevlar vests, but swords can. Totally different things.[/B]

News Flash. Anyone w/eyes can see the suit doesn't cover up his chin. We're obviously not talking about the suit. You did a really lame job of avoiding the question. Do you think Batman would survive a bullet to the chin? Do you think Bats would survive a full power Supes or WW punch to the face? Don't avoid or insult. Just answer. Just answer. & the writers allow him to survie stuff like this only because it would be financially stupid for them to do otherwise. This isn't rocket science here. It's business.

Originally posted by MrHeavySilence
[b] The real question is whether those faster and stronger were using their speed or not. If you're talking of WW or Supes or Flash, there's no way in hell he'd be able to roll w/anything unless they let him.

Two seperate actions. What's faster, you moving your body or the punch coming for you? That was a stupid question. [/B]

OK. I'm trying really hard not too call you a fanboy, but it'd be much easier if you'd stop calling questions stupid just because they're beyond your ability to grasp. The insults make you look wrong AND rude instead of just wrong. If the punch coming for me is being thrown by a person who can move @ near light speeds, it's safe to say the punch is faster genius. Use less energy for insults and your posts might be better.

[QUOTE=6512582]Originally posted by brainchild81
😆 Pure genius. Spidey getting his eyes poked out by a person who's a good deal slower than him is SUPER improbable

Proof? Exactly, you have nothing.

Neither is as stupid as you bringing up how protective the suit is when we're talking about the one part that anybody w/a brain knows isn't protected by the suit.

Quantitative Data, what do you have? Nothing, because your chin argument doesn't hold up. [/b]

News Flash. Anyone w/eyes can see the suit doesn't cover up his chin. We're obviously not talking about the suit.

Yes we are. The chin is protected from statistics and he's not going to die from a chin shot because 60-100 villains/super heroes have already tried it. What's Spiderman on that scale? in the middle.

You did a really lame job of avoiding the question. Do you think Batman would survive a bullet to the chin?

Its not the same thing. A sword through a kevlar is different than a bullet.

Do you think Bats would survive a full power Supes or WW punch to the face? Don't avoid or insult.

No, he can't and I never said anything about WW or Supes, you just brought that in yourself.

b]Just answer. Just answer.[/b]

Yay for repetitiveness.

& the writers allow him to survie stuff like this only because it would be financially stupid for them to do otherwise. This isn't rocket science here. It's business.

You're not smarter than Bruce, and none of us ever will be. And its funny that after 1,000s of issues, I've never seen Bruce die from a chin shot. Why? Because IT DOESN'T F"ING WORK. Let this be any other versus thread and I bet people would flame you for saying, "Oh Daredevil will lose cause he has an exposed chin, Captain America will lose because he has an exposed chin, Wolverine will lose because he has an exposed chin." Its the most bs argument.

OK. I'm trying really hard not too call you a fanboy, but it'd be much easier if you'd stop calling questions stupid just because they're beyond your ability to grasp.

You have the lamest argument ever: Chin punching.

The insults make you look wrong AND rude instead of just wrong.

You were rude to me first. Even as you attack me now, I see insults in your post.

If the punch coming for me is being thrown by a person who can move @ near light speeds, it's safe to say the punch is faster genius.

Spiderman can move at light speeds? That's funny, cause it would've made it easier to dodge that lobsided pumpkin bomb.

Use less energy for insults and your posts might be better.

From now on, I will not insult anyone. If you drop the chin and cape arguments. Its funny, we refuted your arguments that Spiderman could drop Batman with a single punch because of the suit and you guys had to revert to: Hey, lets focus everything on how the cape will make him lose! Or hey, I bet super-high-IQ ol' Bruce Wayne couldn't think of protecting his chin!

5 questions:

1. Whose powers would you rather have? (if any) why?

2. If you were sentenced by a judge to receive a punch from either of the two, who would you rather have puch you? why?

3. If you were the President, who would you pick between the 2 to be your bodyguard? why?

4. Whose enemies would you rather have? why?

5. Whose life would you rather live? why?

Just some questions I made to make this thread a little more interesting...

Feel free to add more questions...

Originally posted by brainchild81
The real question is whether those faster and stronger were using their speed or not. If you're talking of WW or Supes or Flash, there's no way in hell he'd be able to roll w/anything unless they let him.

again demonized wonder woman
evil superman
mind controlled superman
solomon grundy
steel wolf

none of the characters had any indication of reserving speed and/or power for bruce's saftey..yet he compensated just fine.

look I'm not trying to get in a semantic debate about this crap again... this consider these facts brainchild

batman's suit HAS proven to be able to compensate for superhuman levels of punishments

batman HAS been hit by characters class 10 and up a number of times.. and he HAS been hit in the face... he however HAS been able to roll with those punches and NONE of them have killed batman or disabled him.

Spiderman CAN hit batman in the jaw but it's simply not guaranteed to put bruce down if bruce can react to the hit.
An argument in favor of spiderman via chin-shot is an argument that's riding against the odds...

That was all PIS.

Originally posted by jinzin
again demonized wonder woman
evil superman
mind controlled superman
solomon grundy
steel wolf

none of the characters had any indication of reserving speed and/or power for bruce's saftey..yet he compensated just fine.

look I'm not trying to get in a semantic debate about this crap again... this consider these facts brainchild

batman's suit HAS proven to be able to compensate for superhuman levels of punishments

batman HAS been hit by characters class 10 and up a number of times.. and he HAS been hit in the face... he however HAS been able to roll with those punches and NONE of them have killed batman or disabled him.

Spiderman CAN hit batman in the jaw but it's simply not guaranteed to put bruce down if bruce can react to the hit.
An argument in favor of spiderman via chin-shot is an argument that's riding against the odds...

Even if so, Spider-man hits him once(Bats survives), then Spider-man hits him three more times, Batman dies.
And I don't see any logical explanation of how Batman survived hits in the jaw, and rolling with punches is also not an explanation.

Originally posted by samishe
Even if so, Spider-man hits him once(Bats survives), then Spider-man hits him three more times, Batman dies.
And I don't see any logical explanation of how Batman survived hits in the jaw, and rolling with punches is also not an explanation.

it's the explanation we were given so that's what we take.... spiderman has to land those hits on batmans face in order to be guarenteed victory and he has to do it not holding back..

Originally posted by jinzin
it's the explanation we were given so that's what we take.... spiderman has to land those hits on batmans face in order to be guarenteed victory and he has to do it not holding back..

We wont hold back anyway, atleast on this forum.
But how could Batman roll with Supes punches?

sure he will.. CIS isn't exempt from forum fights either...

anyways.. I don't know.. I honestly don't..

in that same fasion tazumak took out the entire JLA save superman and batman kept him busy by dodging and bounding around all the guys hits..

this guy took out MM, womnder woman, and the falsh in as many panals...