The Wish corruption game!!

I just had an idea for this.

heres how it works. the poster makes a wish, and the next poster has to answer that wish, but it has to be corrupted in some manner. as in that the wish is granted but it doesnt happen like you wanted it too.

so i would say I wish for it to snow.

and the next poster would say"wish granted, but you leave for vacation the day before it snows."

then that poster makes a wish.

I wish for halo 2 to come out early.

halo 2 shipments delivered early, but diverted to my house, i sell copies @ 200$ a piece

i wish for skool to end

School ends but you have to go to summer school for the summer.

I whish Sora was a real perso 😛

sora becomes real, but is shot in the head by an unknown sni... er... marksman 😛

i wish i was rich

you when the lottery, but 99.9% of it goes to the governtment in taxes, you get about $20

i wish i had a pet donkey

Your rich but I steal all your money and hunt down the person who killed Sora

I wish for no more hunger

hunger is ended, the hungry die of starvation.

naz> you get a donkey, but it's mean to you

There's plenty of food for everyone, but it's all stale.

I wish for world peace.

somebody gievs the world peace, then he is assasinated

i wish i had a pet miniture pony named benjamin

Theirs world peace but the cost of everyines lives

Your miniature pet pony Benjamin is rabid and infects you with a severe case of rabies.

I wish Natalie Portman was my wife.

she marries you, but is then assasinated

i wish john kerry was dead

Natalie Portman marries you then after on your honney moon she gets devoured by sharks.

I whish it was Christmas time

its christmas but you ket a rabid bunny that kills you as a present

Its Christmas but the world is destroyed by an asteriod shaped like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

I wish I had Lexus GS300.

you win the car in a contest, but the govt. charges you 3x the car's value in taxes

Originally posted by sniper
you win the car in a contest, but the govt. charges you 3x the car's value in taxes

What's your wish???