The Wish corruption game!!

You get ur wish and make a song about mafia. All these kids hear the song and and they try to reinact it and they go around killing people. You are then hunted down by one of the kids.

I wish that i could come back to life everytime I died.

and one thing.... this has nothing to do with the thread... but you know about how the Genie gives 3 wishes and all that, well how come they dont use two wishes, and then for the third wish, ask for a million more wishes to use whenever they want.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
You get ur wish and make a song about mafia. All these kids hear the song and and they try to reinact it and they go around killing people. You are then hunted down by one of the kids.

I wish that i could come back to life everytime I died.

and one thing.... this has nothing to do with the thread... but you know about how the Genie gives 3 wishes and all that, well how come they dont use two wishes, and then for the third wish, ask for a million more wishes to use whenever they want.

Because many Genies won't grant that wish, it lessens their importance I suppose.

You keep coming back so often that eventually you can't die and you're forced to watch everyone you love die...slowly.

I wish I had the highest IQ conceivable

You have the highest IQ... but a really crazy nerd who is just lower than u get really mad and kills u.

I wish the Yankees can go 0-162 next year.

Yankees go 0-162 next year but they are all assassinated by disgruntled fans

I wish i could meet Paola face-to-face 😱

^^^^ and that is bad how? lol

You get to meet Paola.... but the second u see each other a washing machine falls on u.....

I wish the Yankees will go 0-162 for the rest of eternity.

yes, but it will be their evil double yankees, not them

i wish to be rich

you are wish for one second... then all the money goes away...

I wish i had all the Sports cards in the world.

You do have them, get in an accident with your favorite vehichle and are paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish I was the best artist of all time.

You are the best artist of all time... but u die because u accident picked up and drank the paint instead the tea write next to it.

I wish that every time a swung the bat in baseball.... i hit a homerun

you hit a homerun but then you hit yourself in the back of the head and become a vegetable

i wish there was no such thing as wishes

Ok, no more wishes, but you get leashed of everywhing you ever wished/wanted and got...everything!

I wish to have Daryl Palumbo as my sex slave.

You get him, but he grows all fat and hick-ville-ish flirt1
AND his member is tiny 🥷

EDIT

you beat me to the punch 😒

Here is a game that is really fun to play in a forum setting. I will start off stating a wish that I would like to come true. Then the person below me has to figure out a way to grant my wish but have it be way curropted. An example would be
"I wish for a pepsi"
The next person would then post something along the lines of:
"Wish granted, you get your pepsi, however it is piss warm and full of worms." Then the person who currupted that wish gets to wish for something. I'll start.

I wish I had a pet Llama

Your wish is granted, but unfortunetely your Llama has no legs, so walking him might be a chore.

I wish to be a millionaire!

Wish granted but you are wanted in every state.

I wish for candy

The candy kills you. When you look at it.

I wish to live for forever.

Wish granted, but you will have to spend eternity alone, by yourself.

I wish that I could fly !

You can fly but you can't land.

I wish I had super strength.

Wish Granted, but you are fragile to the touch as well.

I wish I could walk on water !