The Wish corruption game!!

I wish john kerry was dead.

he is dead...but a hundred others were made as a result

oh yeah i wish courtney love was my wife

Courtney Love gives you herpes and the inquisitive public finds out.

I wish I could fly.

you discover you can fly... by doing so into the path of a 747.

i wish i had super powers

You get superpowers but become radiation man and kill everyone near you.

I wish I could have my way with Alicia Keys.

you do so, but contract several, as yet, unidentified deseases

i wish i had a barret .50(sniper rifle)

You get your rifle but in a fit a rage after a breakup you shoot your nuts off.

I wish I had a Jet Ski.

You get ur jet ski, but when ur riding it a shark jumps out of the water and swallows you whole.

I wish that all my wishes would come true.

All your wishes come true, including your wish to have ten mouths, 8 of which start to gnaw at your flesh.

I wish DBZ was real.

all your wishes come true

but you die alone and unhappy

<<<<<<LATE>>>>>>>>

DBZ becomes real, but they all hate you cause now they actually feel pain, and Goku Kemehameha's you to your death.

I wish i could never feel pain again.

You never feel pain again so u don't even know when a sick prick sticks you with an AIDS infected needle.

I wish I had a light saber.

You don't feel pain, but accidently cut your arm off and don't notice because it doesn't hurt.

I wish my car worked.

You get a light saver, but it is 500 million feet long and wide and it kills everybody on the earth.

I wish i could find Bin Laden hand cuffed to a fence with no way of escape, and have any weapon of choice to torture him with.

your car works but you crash and die.

same wish as above

Bin Laden is dead already, so you can't torture him....

I wish I had a total inability to wish for things....

You get your wish and end up in a nursing home in the year 2047 kicking yourself because of your wish.

I wish I could heal others.

You get ur heal powers, and you heal a persons broken arm. He is so happy he runs into the street and gets hit by an 18-wheeler.

I wish that i could live forever

You live forever but you're not eternally youthful and you age and age until you're a pile of conscious dust.

I wish I was a wealthy and famous record producer.