Complain About Your Life

Started by Rogue Jedi120 pages

Originally posted by dadudemon
Mine lasts 1 hour and 59 minutes, fully charged.

Serioulsy.

No, there's nothing wrong with the laptop or battery. It's is lasting just as long as it should. 😄

Mine lasts 1:59:01. PWNED.

my washing machine took a shit last night and now my phone is acting stupid and I think its about to take a shit. but on the bright side, I finally got car insurance back hanuts

They actually produced feces? Ew. And cool.

Yeah, washing shit is the worst though, it's all bubbly from the soap.

What about toaster shit? Can opener shit?

In my travels I have yet to encounter the droppings of those native appliances.

I saw a cows penis once.

Bet it turned you on too, eh Liberace?

hanuts

I wish my brother had a car so I wouldnt be taking him to school all the time

I wish I didnt live in this hell of a desert!

EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING NOW IN EFFECT UNTIL 8 PM MST TUESDAY...

THE EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING IS NOW IN EFFECT UNTIL 8 PM MST TUESDAY
FOR THE LOWER ELEVATIONS OF MARICOPA AND NORTHWEST PINAL
COUNTIES...INCLUDING THE PHOENIX METRO AREA.

I have to go to school Wednesday, and the reason I don't want to is because they built some new school, which I don't know my way around.

My old school might have been old, and ugly as hell, but I liked it, for some reason.

Mortal Kombat turned T rated!

My 40GB PS3 won't play PS2 games!

School is by far the biggest suckfest to be at!

Gears 2 is better than Halo 3 you fanboys!

I'm soooo bored!

****ing hell! my life is so ****ing great right now, it makes me sick!
ffs wtf is up with all this good stuff happening?! ermmad

I had one bad hour yesterday, other than that everything is peachy ✅

Ooooh I suck at writing and this final exam is going to blow balls.

woke up to early

Ugggggh, why do I do these things to myself. I'm an idiot.

dont wanna work. I hate my boss.