Ur First time???

Started by shellie16 pages

my first time ? dunno....it was over to quick 😬

Originally posted by Mr Zero
because it's funnier that way...

It actually is painful to the male at first to some extent.

is it really ? i didnt know that . course guys arent as likely to admit it i guess .

It may vary from individual to individual.

wow, ya learn something new everyday don't ya??

Originally posted by Mane
of course youre nervous. but in the end *ahem* climax, it makes it all worth-while 🙂

i lied. premature ejaculation is a ***** 😬

Uhhh yeah, I'ma virgin, and I'll be damned if I lose my virginity on some drunk hoe!

who said she was drunk? 😕

Well I meant cuz, bad/stupid stuff has happened when I'm/people around me are intoxicated...

Alright - I've hung on for days hoping that some FEMALE would do this : I didn't want to be the one... but since nobody else is stepping up: Gather round virgins and Uncle Zero will explain a few things.

Girls: Yes it can hurt, most of you will lose your hymen* when you **** for the first time - and thats not going to tickle. But one of the main reason sex hurts so much the first time - (and by proxy why it can also hurt the guy) has nothing to do with that little piece of tissue.

First time sex is a scary business - and the chances are that even if you want to do it, you wont WANT to do it.. you will be too distracted by the fact that it's going to get done to get into it - and thats where the problem lies. It's all about lubrication - because if your not horny your going to be dry, and if your dry it's going to hurt a little (for both of you)

So - if you can't persuade the pimply no-hoper you'r unlucky enough to be losing it to to spend as long as it takes getting you "ready" - then either dump him and move on, or get some KY.

And guys also bear this in mind - foreplay is never more importaint that the first time - so practice! (and i dont mean on yourselves)

*from the greek Hymenos - who was one the Erote, the god of weddings. He personified the hymn sung outside the bridal chamber.

i am speechless......

well,that was blunt

just wat i was thinking

I wasn't trying to be shocking - i just thought somebody should say something. Was I too blunt? Ah well - not the first time I've heard that.

heh no i think u said wat was needed...

just mayb in a slightly blunt way

you were just being honest, i guess.its just i wouldnt have the guts to put that out there,and thats even with me being an anonymous person on the internet

I'm proud of Zero..he's right.

I know I was excited about my first time..then it sucked,it was to awkward and I honestly never wanted to see that guy again,we shared a really lame experience together..what a drag.

i wasnt critising mr zero at all.everyone in this thread has been, er, pussy footing around the real facts of the matter until now

Originally posted by cauteriZed
i wasnt critising mr zero at all.everyone in this thread has been, er, pussy footing around the real facts of the matter until now
Originally posted by Mr Zero
I wasn't trying to be shocking - i just thought somebody should say something. Was I too blunt? Ah well - not the first time I've heard that.

I like the fact that he wa blunt instead of beating around the bush.And he got the point across, simple and clear. 🙂