Ur First time???

Originally posted by Mr Zero
Alright - I've hung on for days hoping that some FEMALE would do this : I didn't want to be the one... but since nobody else is stepping up: Gather round virgins and Uncle Zero will explain a few things.

Girls: Yes it can hurt, most of you will lose your hymen* when you **** for the first time - and thats not going to tickle. But one of the main reason sex hurts so much the first time - (and by proxy why it can also hurt the guy) has nothing to do with that little piece of tissue.

First time sex is a scary business - and the chances are that even if you want to do it, you wont [B]WANT to do it.. you will be too distracted by the fact that it's going to get done to get into it - and thats where the problem lies. It's all about lubrication - because if your not horny your going to be dry, and if your dry it's going to hurt a little (for both of you)

So - if you can't persuade the pimply no-hoper you'r unlucky enough to be losing it to to spend as long as it takes getting you "ready" - then either dump him and move on, or get some KY.

And guys also bear this in mind - foreplay is never more importaint that the first time - so practice! (and i dont mean on yourselves)

*from the greek Hymenos - who was one the Erote, the god of weddings. He personified the hymn sung outside the bridal chamber. [/B]

I'm still a virgin, so yeah. 😬

Bravo zero, you laid it all on the line there thank you! LOL

way to be informative Zero...if everybody's wondering, you might as well give them the answers.

well, Im kinda 13, so sex for me would be a little wierd lol

Yeah, wait for 5 years or so.

i know all that zero said, i just need to know where you put things, i know where "those" things go,but what about the rest of your body, i mean, hello?? what do ya do?!

Originally posted by Mr Zero
It's all about lubrication - because if your not horny your going to be dry, and if your dry it's going to hurt a little (for both of you)

So - if you can't persuade the pimply no-hoper you'r unlucky enough to be losing it to to spend as long as it takes getting you "ready" - then either dump him and move on, or get some KY.[/SIZE]

Hmm...just making out with my girlfriend gets her "ready", but of course we do still go through a bit of foreplay beforehand.

Originally posted by PeRfEcTlY~*~NoT
i know all that zero said, i just need to know where you put things, i know where "those" things go,but what about the rest of your body, i mean, hello?? what do ya do?!

😂

The rest of your body?

Stick with what you know.

Originally posted by PeRfEcTlY~*~NoT
but what about the rest of your body, i mean, hello?? what do ya do?!

Of course there's Oral and Anal...that's pretty much it beyond the Default sex organs.

It' s not about the goods, it' s what you can do with one' s body... and how.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu
that's pretty much it beyond the Default sex organs.

😆

its not healthy or sanitary.

seriously, what comes out of your ass? THE F*CKING WASTE OF EVERYTHING YOUVE INGESTED IN THE PAST 24 HOURS! they say that by the time the average person is 40 they have 5 lbs of red meat still in their bowels. thats disgusting to stick your pickle in there 😘

Originally posted by Mane
exactly, but i think anal is absolutely disgusting 😘

Amen brudda.

You can find it disgusting and anything you want, but when I feel like it, I want it and I enjoy it. There, I said it.

Storm and Anal?

Whoa...mindbender.

<.<;;;; >.>;;;;; wow...uhhhhhhhhhhh