Ur First time???

shocking

😂 !!!

I was drinking water and when I read Mr.Z's response, I spit it out 😂

O...M...F....G....Anal sex...has...just....been....exploited...big....time... 😕

i eat cookies after sex 😮

Muffins.

Where I live lots of local girls have vaginas like one of Gandalfs sleeves so anal sex can be the only way of actually getting some sort of sensation.

Originally posted by amity75
Where I live lots of local girls have vaginas like one of Gandalfs sleeves so anal sex can be the only way of actually getting some sort of sensation.

W...T....F...!?

i could have gone without hearing that

Sorry, that was nasty. I'm sure theres lots of nice girls where I live.

holy shit

Originally posted by amity75
Where I live lots of local girls have vaginas like one of Gandalfs sleeves so anal sex can be the only way of actually getting some sort of sensation.

Are you trying to make us all never want kids or what!? 😘

Originally posted by JToTheP
Are you trying to make us all never want kids or what!? 😘

I would just like to thank the hours of porn i watched before ever having sex, that made me appear to be an utter professional when the job first had to be done!!!

three cheers for porn!!!

i was actually really scared i wouldn't go the distance... but i lasted about an hour the first time...

again i attribute this to PORN!!!

it's funny though... it's almost always the guys that most girls aren't interested in that are better in the sack... i think it's cause the better looking guys are always getting sex waved in their face... where guys like me are surprised and caught off guard by it when it comes our way that we haven't had time to over-think about it...

that, and all the porn...

Originally posted by PeRfEcTlY~*~NoT
I just want to know if u were nervos, what happended, was it everything you thought it would be did you have a good or bad experience???

Mine was a good experience. We were both comfortable with each other and we had a good time. It was a little painful, but it was enjoyable to feel that pain. Of course I had to use protection. So it wasn't all skin, but still it felt good (just trying to keep it a PG13)

yeah, i hate the pg-13 shit,don't you?!

16 and still a virgin here.

Originally posted by phinney6
16 and still a virgin here.

same here

Originally posted by Mr Zero
Alright - I've hung on for days hoping that some FEMALE would do this : I didn't want to be the one... but since nobody else is stepping up: Gather round virgins and Uncle Zero will explain a few things.

Girls: Yes it can hurt, most of you will lose your hymen* when you **** for the first time - and thats not going to tickle. But one of the main reason sex hurts so much the first time - (and by proxy why it can also hurt the guy) has nothing to do with that little piece of tissue.

First time sex is a scary business - and the chances are that even if you want to do it, you wont [B]WANT to do it.. you will be too distracted by the fact that it's going to get done to get into it - and thats where the problem lies. It's all about lubrication - because if your not horny your going to be dry, and if your dry it's going to hurt a little (for both of you)

So - if you can't persuade the pimply no-hoper you'r unlucky enough to be losing it to to spend as long as it takes getting you "ready" - then either dump him and move on, or get some KY.

And guys also bear this in mind - foreplay is never more importaint that the first time - so practice! (and i dont mean on yourselves)

*from the greek Hymenos - who was one the Erote, the god of weddings. He personified the hymn sung outside the bridal chamber. [/B]