What is the closest you ever came to death?

A near-death experience is when u die but come back after a few minutes or seconds and are alive again.

😐

Originally posted by Da preacher
A near-death experience is when u die but come back after a few minutes or seconds and are alive again.

if i nearly got hit by a car i sure my heart wud Fing stop for a bit ......

i almost got hit by a car when the guy was on his cell phone a few years ago absolutely shit myself ✅

the guy was on the phone as i said and he swerved onto the pavement and was inch's away from me and my mates. I froze for a bit seemed like ages, then i thought f*ck i better move so i jumped of the way (onto the road ironically) as i said i shit myself.

some people need to learn to drive properly the retards

Originally posted by ladygrim
some people need to learn to drive properly the retards

no doubt. problem is when people can drive have passed the test and stuff they then don't pay attention. I have been in a car with a mate of mine when he just doesn't concentrate and swerves almost off the road or close to other cars. have no idea how he passed his test.

snap my ex boyfriend had ritten off 5 cars in 5 months and they were the first 5 months of him been legally able to drive

and he ondered why i didnt won to get in a car with him 😐

Originally posted by ladygrim
snap my ex boyfriend had ritten off 5 cars in 5 months and they were the first 5 months of him been legally able to drive

and he ondered why i didnt won to get in a car with him 😐

5 cars in 5 months that is impressive ✅

in a way 😖

that is one of the reasons he is an ex boyfriend im guessing lol

well he was a jerk but that just added to it ....

Originally posted by Da preacher
A near-death experience is when u die but come back after a few minutes or seconds and are alive again.

i had one of those before

I ounce actually met death, so I threw her a challnge:

if I Could beat her in a game of Chess, I am awarded immortality and eternal youth. If she won, she got my soul.

After about a month, and many Draws, I finally did not loose.

This happened several centuries ago.
You may remeber me as:

-Julius Ceaser
-Alexander
-King Tut
-Cleopatra
-Napolean
-You'r Mother's Boyfriend
-Churchill
-Peter Sellers

lost balance on my bike and fell backwards on my head

I got really sick from pneumonia when I was 10.

When I was 3 I had a 106 degree fever

I think mine was when I was 6 and I smashed into a metal post in the school playground and cracked my head open... the teacher said you could see my brain... leftright
and I had to hold a bucket infront of my face to catch the pouring blood 😘
ended up having almost 30 stitches.. 😬

Had an SVT Attack on the first day of school this year, Rushed to hospital with a pulse over 250.

When I was born, I came out not breathing because I choked... on stuff... inside that area... if you know what I mean 😐

Originally posted by Spartan005
When I was born, I came out not breathing because I choked... on stuff... inside that area... if you know what I mean 😐

What were you choking on your Umbilical cord Idiot?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
What were you choking on your Umbilical cord Idiot?

Originally posted by Valharu
😆 Thats a good one.
Motorbike accident put me in a coma for 11 days.

Really? what was that like....? Did you dream?